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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2013, 11:02:48 PM »
I see so little people, that the standard small talk hardly happens.  :tard:

I see dead people. :zoinks:
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2013, 11:08:47 PM »
I see little people. My conversations with them are pretty one-sided.  You can choose from two monologues:  Minecraft or Portal. 

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2013, 11:40:47 PM »
I see leprechauns harassing my cat

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2013, 06:59:48 AM »
I see so little people, that the standard small talk hardly happens.  :tard:

I see dead people. :zoinks:

Do they see you too?
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2013, 07:31:56 AM »
I see little people. My conversations with them are pretty one-sided.  You can choose from two monologues:  Minecraft or Portal.

Tell them the blocks are a lie.
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2013, 09:29:16 AM »
I see little people. My conversations with them are pretty one-sided.  You can choose from two monologues:  Minecraft or Portal.

Tell them the blocks are a lie.

 :lol1: I will. 

Their favorite game is this version of minecraft - a mod or something?  I really do try to tune it out.  I'm a horrible human being, but it is how I stay sane.  It is a Portal version of minecraft with blocks that look like cake. 

Middle was furious when I informed him that he would not be getting an actual portal gun for Christmas.  I tried to explain to him that they are not real.  This was unacceptable.  When the baby aspie fury died down, he hatched a plan to become the "boss of the scientists" so he could order those morons to make a portal gun already.  I tried to explain to him that a candidate for Boss Scientist would probably have to spend a few years as a scientist himself before becoming the boss.  He rolled his eyes at me and informed me that, no, he would just be the boss.  Well, so much for the few years I spent as a research assistant!  Apparently I learned nothing about how the whole "science" thing works.   ::)  Good thing I've got a six y/o to explain these things for me.

I love how he assumes that everyone around him is hopelessly dense.  Typical arrogant aspie, and I've no one to blame except myself for contributing to that portion of his genetic makeup.  Ah well.  It will be cute for a few more years, so I guess I'll enjoy it for now. 

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2013, 11:30:27 PM »
I see so little people, that the standard small talk hardly happens.  :tard:

I see dead people. :zoinks:

Do they see you too?

Yes. We have meaningful conversations. :M
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2013, 11:44:25 PM »
So its all untrue? what does everyone talk about then?  >:D

The weather is a good one, but what else.

  Religion, politics, money, intimate health issues, scandalous gossip about neighbors and celebrities ...   :blah:

Seriously CBC, the way you use emoticons is GENIUS. Always a pleasure to read your posts  :headbang2:




....and that would be an example of a topic which has nuaght to do with food or sex....although....I do enjoy flattering women.   :green:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2013, 11:54:23 PM »
12:53 pm CST, watching Star Trek on Hulu, and a humid evening... :-/

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2013, 07:40:07 AM »
I see so little people, that the standard small talk hardly happens.  :tard:

I see dead people. :zoinks:

Do they see you too?

Yes. We have meaningful conversations. :M

You could make a living out of that.  :tard:
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2013, 04:53:17 PM »
I see little people. My conversations with them are pretty one-sided.  You can choose from two monologues:  Minecraft or Portal.

Tell them the blocks are a lie.

 :lol1: I will. 

Their favorite game is this version of minecraft - a mod or something?  I really do try to tune it out.  I'm a horrible human being, but it is how I stay sane.  It is a Portal version of minecraft with blocks that look like cake. 

Middle was furious when I informed him that he would not be getting an actual portal gun for Christmas.  I tried to explain to him that they are not real.  This was unacceptable.  When the baby aspie fury died down, he hatched a plan to become the "boss of the scientists" so he could order those morons to make a portal gun already.  I tried to explain to him that a candidate for Boss Scientist would probably have to spend a few years as a scientist himself before becoming the boss.  He rolled his eyes at me and informed me that, no, he would just be the boss.  Well, so much for the few years I spent as a research assistant!  Apparently I learned nothing about how the whole "science" thing works.   ::)  Good thing I've got a six y/o to explain these things for me.

I love how he assumes that everyone around him is hopelessly dense.  Typical arrogant aspie, and I've no one to blame except myself for contributing to that portion of his genetic makeup.  Ah well.  It will be cute for a few more years, so I guess I'll enjoy it for now.

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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2013, 05:21:36 PM »
Shackle dry.
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2013, 08:45:01 PM »
So its all untrue? what does everyone talk about then?  >:D

The weather is a good one, but what else.

  Religion, politics, money, intimate health issues, scandalous gossip about neighbors and celebrities ...   :blah:

Seriously CBC, the way you use emoticons is GENIUS. Always a pleasure to read your posts  :headbang2:




....and that would be an example of a topic which has nuaght to do with food or sex....although....I do enjoy flattering women.   :green:

  I just saw this post now!   :thanks:   The emoticons were the main draw for me!
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2013, 02:50:17 AM »
I see so little people, that the standard small talk hardly happens.  :tard:

I see dead people. :zoinks:

Do they see you too?

Yes. We have meaningful conversations. :M

You could make a living out of that.  :tard:

It would be the death of me. :M
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Re: topics in real life and online
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2013, 08:32:37 AM »
Get a lot of , "Oh I saw that on Facebook." Also conversation about the Grumpy Cat.
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