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Penis lightening cream! :)
« on: June 09, 2013, 05:15:47 AM »
Honestly, what the bejesus? Are there really me out there who feel the need to bleach their cock? I can imagine Michael Jackson was a fan though. Also, how powerful is it? Can it turn a black cock white? Apparently there is also vajayjay and anus lightening cream as well!

http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 05:39:12 AM »
Ah, now I know the answer.

Wanted to know if it was about bleaching or about a "glow in the dark" effect. The latter would have been way cooler.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 05:42:43 AM »
A cock should be a little darker than the rest of the skin. An arsehole too.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 07:10:00 AM »
I vote for the "glow in the dark" effect also.

That would be way cooler. :thumbup:
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2013, 07:54:11 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 05:15:47 AM
Honestly, what the bejesus? Are there really me out there who feel the need to bleach their cock? I can imagine Michael Jackson was a fan though. Also, how powerful is it? Can it turn a black cock white? Apparently there is also vajayjay and anus lightening cream as well!

http://www.privateskinlightening.com/penis-skin-lightening
i though this was going to be about Randy's orgasm.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2013, 09:08:45 AM »
A glow in the dark cock would be great. Imagine a disembodied glowing boner in a darkened room.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2013, 11:30:48 AM »
What I was kind of hoping this thread would be a misspelling of:

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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2013, 11:31:06 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 09:08:45 AM
A glow in the dark cock would be great. Imagine a disembodied glowing boner in a darkened room.
They sell those at Spencer's.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2013, 11:31:19 AM »
dat picture!
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2013, 11:43:35 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 09, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
What I was kind of hoping this thread would be a misspelling of:


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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2013, 12:19:45 PM »
McJagger's cock is glow in the dark.  :orly:
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 01:01:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 09, 2013, 05:39:12 AM
Ah, now I know the answer.

Wanted to know if it was about bleaching or about a "glow in the dark" effect. The latter would have been way cooler.

They do make glow in the dark stuff now. I'm waiting for the local shop to get a big bottle (They only have the little sample sachets) so I can coat EVERYTHING in it. Rave/Alien sex. Yes.
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2013, 06:59:53 PM »
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Just gently apply and rub in for a minute and you're done

Or a just a bit longer and your are indeed done    :penis:   :zoinks:
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Re: Penis lightening cream! :)
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 03:44:58 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 09, 2013, 12:19:45 PM
McJagger's cock is glow in the dark.  :orly:

So, if he gets caught flashing it, he can say he needed to shed a light on something.

It's like one of those magic wands. "Lumos"  :laugh:
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