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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2013, 03:27:54 PM »
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2013, 04:29:47 PM »
I tell them to piss off.
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2013, 04:39:20 PM »
Quote from: bodie on June 09, 2013, 04:29:47 PM
I tell them to piss off.

  That phrase sounds awesome in a cranky Brit accent!   :arrr:
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2013, 08:25:54 PM »
I Tell them to "Piss Orf" in a cockney light motif!
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2013, 07:33:12 AM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on June 09, 2013, 08:25:54 PM
I Tell them to "Piss Orf" in a cockney light motif!
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2013, 07:50:44 AM »
Oh, so you are talking to me, i was hoping NILE would've popped in and started whoring my posts too :p
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2013, 07:54:40 AM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on June 10, 2013, 07:50:44 AM
Oh, so you are talking to me, i was hoping NILE would've popped in and started whoring my posts too :p
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2013, 08:23:56 AM »
Shit faced!!!
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2013, 08:31:17 AM »
Outta his mind.
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2013, 09:57:42 AM »
Once I told a cold caller they interrupted my morning wank and asked if I could continue while they talked. I moaned and lightly slapped my hand against my thigh to simulate a fapping noise. They hung up rather quickly.
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2013, 02:11:23 PM »
Should I start a coat drive to warm these cold callers?
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2013, 03:17:18 PM »
I see you invited some of your Facebook friends here.
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2013, 04:30:44 PM »
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 10, 2013, 03:17:18 PM
I see you invited some of your Facebook friends here.

Me?   :dunno:
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2013, 07:34:13 PM »
Did you?
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Re: Damn Cold Callers!
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2013, 09:03:11 PM »
I don't have friends.  I do, however, have Loyal Subjects (and Objects, and Verbs and.......)
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