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Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« on: June 03, 2013, 05:52:04 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/03/michael-douglas-oral-sex-gave-me-cancer/



actor Michael Douglas taught the world at least one thing Monday: Oral sex can sometimes cause cancer.
In an interview published in the Guardian newspaper, Douglas appeared to blame his own battle with throat cancer on oral sex — although that interpretation was later disputed by one of his representatives.
The Guardian quoted Douglas as attributing his illness to the HPV virus spread through oral sex. When asked about his cancer, Douglas said, "without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV (human papillomavirus), which actually comes from cunnilingus."
In response, spokesman Allen Burry said Douglas never said oral sex was the cause of his own cancer, just one of the many causes.
"In a discussion with the newspaper, they talked about the causes of oral cancer, one of which was oral sex, which is noted and has been known for a while now," Burry said.
Health officials say smoking and drinking alcohol are the main causes of oral cancer, although the human papillomavirus has been linked to one kind of throat cancer. The human papillomavirus is mostly known for causing cervical cancer.
Douglas also told the Guardian he didn't regret his years of smoking and drinking.
A spokesman for the Guardian said in an email that the paper hadn't received any complaints about its interview either from Douglas or his representatives.
Douglas has starred in many movies — including "Basic Instinct," ''Fatal Attraction" and "Wall Street" — and is married to the actress Catherine Zeta-Jones. He is currently appearing in a biopic about Liberace titled "Behind the Candelabra."
Diandra Douglas, who split from the actor in 2000, told gossip website TMZ she does not have HPV.


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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2013, 06:41:37 PM »
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Diandra Douglas, who split from the actor in 2000, told gossip website TMZ she does not have HPV.
News straight from gossip website TMZ.

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2013, 06:45:32 PM »
I'm buying stock in the dental dam
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 07:59:14 PM »
It says he does not regret smoking or drinking but nothing about whether he regrets eating pussy. Randy should weigh in on this thread.

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 08:38:53 PM »
When I was at the clinic getting my free rubbers I was told that you can receive a STD from oral sex. that's when I made sure everytime after that, I wore protection. pretty soon people are going to have to be in a gigantic plastic fucking bubble

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 09:25:49 PM »
Plain, old, vanilla sex with a monogamous spouse has kept PA and I healthy for years.
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 09:40:28 PM »
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 09:44:33 PM »
But your karma is at 69
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 10:22:21 PM »
Meaning that you are at risk for cancer. :orly:
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2013, 10:26:23 PM »
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 04:50:35 AM »
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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 08:10:51 AM »
Michael Douglas rules.

Talking openly about your illness to the press is brave. :thumbup:

Talking openly about your illness...and attributing it to all the pussy you've ate. :viking:
 

 

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2013, 10:20:12 AM »
Well, it's worth it ;)

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2013, 12:14:22 PM »
According to the daily mail everything gives you caner.

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Re: Oral sex can sometimes give you cancer
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 12:29:51 PM »
I already knew this something like half a decade ago.  There was an article/study/shit in the news on (IIRC) a rise in throat cancer caused by HPV rather than by drinking or smoking.  Partly because oral sex is more popular now (god, what sex act *isn't* more popular now than it used to be?), partly because people are drinking and smoking less.

When I was at the clinic getting my free rubbers I was told that you can receive a STD from oral sex. that's when I made sure everytime after that, I wore protection. pretty soon people are going to have to be in a gigantic plastic fucking bubble

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