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Offline McGiver

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I wanted a nap
« on: June 03, 2013, 01:43:38 PM »
But my wife made me haves sex with her and drink coffee.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2013, 01:57:34 PM »
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2013, 01:59:27 PM »
Coffeum forte est  :viking:
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 02:00:46 PM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 01:58:39 PM
Naps are nice.  Sex is better.  Coffee is somewhere in between.
im going for the trifecta.

Wish me luck, comrades.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 02:02:06 PM »
Sex + Nap = easy

Nap + Coffee = frustration
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 06:45:44 PM »
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 02:00:46 PM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 01:58:39 PM
Naps are nice.  Sex is better.  Coffee is somewhere in between.
im going for the trifecta.

Wish me luck, comrades.
Bonne chance McJ.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 08:17:26 PM »
Sounds like a completely crappy day you had. Lets trade, :prude:
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 09:25:41 PM »
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 10:49:37 PM »
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 01:43:38 PM
But my wife made me haves sex with her and drink coffee.

Did you get the nap, eventually?
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 03:08:49 PM »
After sex naps are awesome.

After nap sex is not bad at all either.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 06:07:52 PM »
Sex and naps go together like peanutbutter an jelly.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 06:12:52 PM »
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 08:59:20 AM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 05, 2013, 08:48:29 AM
Quote from: BadgerTom on June 04, 2013, 06:12:52 PM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Dayum!
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2013, 10:38:23 AM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 05, 2013, 08:48:29 AM
Quote from: BadgerTom on June 04, 2013, 06:12:52 PM
Why is Jam better than Peanut butter!?

You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass.

Awesomepossum is a dude.
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Re: I wanted a nap
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 10:42:15 AM »
I also think so.
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