Rage, your bravado....

["couldbecousin"]

I wish I was more flexible.
I am extremely unflexible. I've been my whole life.

For example, when you stand right up, and bend forward, it is usually expected that a normal person be able to touch the ground with their fingers, without bending their knees.

I can't do that. Not even close.

*ashamed*

  I can't do it either, I am simply too fat.  Here, have a donut with me! 

["couldbecousin"]

  Hyke!  How did you get inside DFG's computer?   

[P7PSP]

["couldbecousin"]

someone is upset.  don't worry, cow look=beautiful

I know. Why I called you jelly. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   

Fun fact: My late grandmother's eyes were so big her siblings called her cow eyes. She won a beauty pageant as a teen. I lurve cows. I am major jealous of their long batty eyelashes.

  Giraffes and llamas also have lovely lashes.  Weebles have adequate lashes.

[P7PSP]

someone is upset.  don't worry, cow look=beautiful

I know. Why I called you jelly. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   

Fun fact: My late grandmother's eyes were so big her siblings called her cow eyes. She won a beauty pageant as a teen. I lurve cows. I am major jealous of their long batty eyelashes.

  Giraffes and llamas also have lovely lashes.  Weebles have adequate lashes.

You're a little better than adequate. Not much, but a little.  And you can shoot. 

['andersom']

  Hyke!  How did you get inside DFG's computer?   

I don't know, probably happened on one of those days when I was all over the place. 

But, DFG loves cows, so, it's great to be inside her computer. It's crowded with critters there, cute cats, ducklings and what not. There is a nice quiet niche for me though. So, I won't complain.

[RageBeoulve]

  Hyke!  How did you get inside DFG's computer?   

I don't know, probably happened on one of those days when I was all over the place. 

But, DFG loves cows, so, it's great to be inside her computer. It's crowded with critters there, cute cats, ducklings and what not. There is a nice quiet niche for me though. So, I won't complain.

All that food....

['andersom']

  Hyke!  How did you get inside DFG's computer?   

I don't know, probably happened on one of those days when I was all over the place. 

But, DFG loves cows, so, it's great to be inside her computer. It's crowded with critters there, cute cats, ducklings and what not. There is a nice quiet niche for me though. So, I won't complain.

All that food....

 

[P7PSP]

Your cousins are badass Hyke.

['andersom']

Your cousins are badass Hyke.

My whole family is 

[RageBeoulve]

Oh shit. 

['andersom']

 

[RageBeoulve]

Oh no worries. It just shows how valiant and brave my feline pals be, trying to survive, and obtain meat for their babies.

['andersom']

 

Shows a similar thing for my horned and hooved friends, wanting to defend their babies at all costs.

[RageBeoulve]

I like how vegitarians like MLA thought they were above this behavior, while at the same time saying we are no better than animals. Oxymoron if I ever saw one.