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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2013, 11:01:57 PM »
Thats one big tornado!

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2013, 04:33:25 AM »
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At least there was no :shark: involved. :zoinks:
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2013, 04:39:01 PM »
What do tornado's have to do with the price of eggs!?

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2013, 04:43:43 PM »
What do tornado's have to do with the price of eggs!?

Tornadoes bring sharks. Sharks eat humans. Humans feed chickens. Hens lay eggs. :thumbup:
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2013, 04:58:26 PM »
Ahhhh, the product of a rational (yet disturbed!) mind...



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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2014, 07:28:58 PM »
Hey, hey , hey newbie. Welcome aboard. a new and perhaps intimidating forum, don't worry. You will fit in, in no time and your Uncle Al will help.


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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2014, 07:36:02 PM »
You do realize that Al is Lord Admin from ASDC right??

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2014, 07:40:05 PM »
Hey, hey , hey newbie. Welcome aboard. a new and perhaps intimidating forum, don't worry. You will fit in, in no time and your Uncle Al will help.


Thank you Al. I have Swearengens in my family tree. They broke their swords over their knees and took an oath to not fight. I bet we're related...
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2014, 07:41:12 PM »
Feminazi troll is here for our entertainment.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2014, 07:47:41 PM »
Feminazi troll is here for our entertainment.  :evillaugh:
She'll be fine here.

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2014, 08:43:27 PM »
Feminazi troll is here for our entertainment.  :evillaugh:

I recruited her.  :orly: You can thank me later.  :lol1:
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2014, 09:00:35 PM »
It will be fun to kick her around a bit.  :green:

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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2014, 09:03:59 PM »
We need more members. I hope she stays.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Intensity Guide for Newbies: take two
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2014, 10:25:29 PM »
Me too.
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