Poop thread

[P7PSP]

I got the shit shivers this morning. I got goosebumps.

This happens when you defecate?

[Bastet]

I got the shit shivers this morning. I got goosebumps.

This happens when you defecate?

Sometimes. If it is a particularly good one. I get tears in my eyes too.

[P7PSP]

I got the shit shivers this morning. I got goosebumps.

This happens when you defecate?

Sometimes. If it is a particularly good one. I get tears in my eyes too.

for enjoying the everyday things that others may take for granted.

[McGiver]

I just lost 2lbs.

[El-Presidente]

I enjoy that feeling when you have an industrial sized dump just backing itself up in there. Then you sit down on the loo and KA BLAMMO!! Just slam that shit down.

[McGiver]

I enjoy that feeling when you have an industrial sized dump just backing itself up in there. Then you sit down on the loo and KA BLAMMO!! Just slam that shit down.

or when it comes out slowly and delicately. And you're guessing it must be 2ft. Long.

[TheoK]

The smell of your shit after you had lots of whisky the night before 

[McGiver]

The smell of your shit after you had lots of whisky the night before 

many a morning with sticky fingers trying to clean up afterwards.

[Bastet]

I just lost 2lbs.

When on the soup diet I lost 10pounds in one sitting er shitting.

[McGiver]

I just lost 2lbs.

When on the soup diet I lost 10pounds in one sitting er shitting.

no freaking way. That's kewl.

[Bastet]

I just lost 2lbs.

When on the soup diet I lost 10pounds in one sitting er shitting.

no freaking way. That's kewl.

I did. I ate a lot of that disgusting soup and had to pee and it occurred to me to weigh myself before doing so. I think it was because it loosened blockage that was in me for months. It looked twisted and dry like rope and I barely felt anything come out. It was the oddest feeling.

[McGiver]

I just lost 2lbs.

When on the soup diet I lost 10pounds in one sitting er shitting.

no freaking way. That's kewl.

I did. I ate a lot of that disgusting soup and had to pee and it occurred to me to weigh myself before doing so. I think it was because it loosened blockage that was in me for months. It looked twisted and dry like rope and I barely felt anything come out. It was the oddest feeling.

what kingpin of soup?
Recipe?

[Bastet]

I just lost 2lbs.

When on the soup diet I lost 10pounds in one sitting er shitting.

no freaking way. That's kewl.

I did. I ate a lot of that disgusting soup and had to pee and it occurred to me to weigh myself before doing so. I think it was because it loosened blockage that was in me for months. It looked twisted and dry like rope and I barely felt anything come out. It was the oddest feeling.

what kingpin of soup?
Recipe?

It is the cabbage soup diet. It is gross and will make you hate cabbage forever. It lasts a week and you will likely binge eat as soon as you are able to eat regular food.
http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/diet-fitness/diets/cabbage-soup-diet.htm

Also if you just eat the cabbage soup by itself, you will get malnutrition and you should drink enough water because it is a diuretic too.

[McGiver]

Did you fart a lot on this diet?

[McGiver]

When pooping, slow and steady wins the race.