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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2013, 06:25:18 AM »
My doctor gave me COLOCARE to check for blood in my stool.

I'll keep you guys posted with the results.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2013, 09:02:54 AM »
I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Ewww, Rectal gouging!

Explains alot!

Admit it, you fapped to that post.

Ewwwww....er!

I have had many dealings with kids with Rectal gouging for work... It was never pretty!

One of them was artistic with his excrement, all over the walls and floors of the toilet room, celtic/tribal patterns... he was 5! it was pretty cool but it stank to high heaven!

My doctor gave me COLOCARE to check for blood in my stool.

I'll keep you guys posted with the results.

I can't wait to hear the explanation of why you would put a stool up your bum.

Tell me, do you have three other gay friends who also sit on this upside-down stool to maximise efficiency!?

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2013, 01:11:36 PM »
How do you fit for ays into a crowded bar?

Turn the stool upside down!
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2013, 01:14:30 PM »
Lets post pics of our poo then rate and discuss.

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2013, 01:28:46 PM »
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2013, 02:07:09 PM »
Lets post pics of our poo then rate and discuss.
can I host my pictures on our face? :lol1:
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2013, 03:03:18 PM »
Lets post pics of our poo then rate and discuss.
can I host my pictures on our face? :lol1:

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2013, 03:16:32 PM »
1st colocare is negative.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2013, 03:53:45 PM »
1st colocare is negative.

Good news dude. Hope those stools stay blood free.

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2013, 04:29:21 PM »
I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Makes sense that that happens at the left side of your body. That's where the waitingroom for the exit is.
can you draw us a diagram?

Wikipedia did that for me.

And, for you this is a great opportunity to try reading it out loud in Dutch too.  :orly:

Most of 6 is at the left of the body, the 'end' of six is at the left of the body. Even when on the right of the drawing.  :M
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2013, 06:14:53 PM »
Lets post pics of our poo then rate and discuss.

Isn't there already a website for that www.ratemypoo.com !?

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« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2013, 06:40:30 PM »
Lets post pics of our poo then rate and discuss.

Isn't there already a website for that www.ratemypoo.com !?
just got interesting.
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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2013, 06:45:02 PM »
Create an account there for all i care :p

If only my poo could keep it together upon exitting the storage container before splooshing into the bowl!

I think i must just have a fibre enriched diet :)

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2013, 11:09:22 PM »
I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Makes sense that that happens at the left side of your body. That's where the waitingroom for the exit is.
can you draw us a diagram?

Wikipedia did that for me.

And, for you this is a great opportunity to try reading it out loud in Dutch too.  :orly:

Most of 6 is at the left of the body, the 'end' of six is at the left of the body. Even when on the right of the drawing.  :M

I forgot to ad the link, and without that, my post is not making sense.

Here it is: LINK

Now my post makes utter sense.  :M

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Re: Poop thread
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2013, 05:54:12 AM »
Six is left.
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