Poop thread

[McGiver]

I should have been more patient this morning when I was at home pooping.

Now I'm at work and prairie dogging.

 

:shy turtle:

[BadgerTom]

I should have been more patient this morning when I was at home pooping.

Now I'm at work and prairie dogging.

Dare i ask what prarie dogging is!?

If it's anything like dogging then i don't want to know!

[McGiver]

I should have been more patient this morning when I was at home pooping.

Now I'm at work and prairie dogging.

Dare i ask what prarie dogging is!?

If it's anything like dogging then i don't want to know!

prairie dogging: When you have to drop a load so bad, the head of the turd keeps poking out of your ass then slipping back in. Similar to how a prairie dog pops up and down in their hole, appearing and disappearing.
We have been driving for two hours. I am prairie dogging a deuce. If you don't stop it will explode out into my boxers.

['andersom']

Posting and pooping.  On my iPad.

Pooping on your iPad? We've got toilets for that very purpose, here in Europe.

Waiting for the delivery of the day.

[TheoK]

Pooping on your iPad is so American 

I took one morning shit before breakfast and a bigger one after my third cup of coffee

[TheoK]

Poop fun! 

http://www.1priest1nun.com/

http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.org/

http://mudfall.com/

That's a good nun, although she should smear less and eat more. But the priest talking some Latin compensates a bit

[El-Presidente]

Poop fun! 

http://www.1priest1nun.com/

http://www.4girlsfingerpaint.org/

http://mudfall.com/

That's a good nun, although she should smear less and eat more. But the priest talking some Latin compensates a bit

[TheoK]

The nun reminds me of my ex Big Sara, though she didn't eat my shit, just rimmed me really good 

['andersom']

It was a relieving experience. A massive 4 on the Bristol stool scale.

[McGiver]

Posting and pooping.  On my iPad.

Pooping on your iPad? We've got toilets for that very purpose, here in Europe.

Waiting for the delivery of the day.

in America we are so rich that we poop in iPads and wipe with iPods.

[Jesse]

I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

['andersom']

I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Makes sense that that happens at the left side of your body. That's where the waitingroom for the exit is.

[McGiver]

I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Makes sense that that happens at the left side of your body. That's where the waitingroom for the exit is.

can you draw us a diagram?

[BadgerTom]

I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Ewww, Rectal gouging!

Explains alot!

[El-Presidente]

I can feel a huge one. in the left side of my body, I felt it with my fingers. For some reason this side of me always has a giant turd in it. its pretty cool feeling shit in you

Ewww, Rectal gouging!

Explains alot!

Admit it, you fapped to that post.