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Australian claims to be Jesus.
« on: May 31, 2013, 07:20:13 AM »
http://www.news24.com/World/News/Australian-claims-to-be-Jesus-20130530



Cape Town – A former IT specialist from Australia is claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus and is amassing followers from as far afield as Britain, say reports.

One of Alan John Miller's followers is a British woman Louise "Luli" Faver, aged 39, a former neuroscientist who gave up her career to be closer to Miller's home near the small town of Kingaroy in the state of Queensland, SkyNews reported on Wednesday. Miller runs the religious movement, which he calls Divine Truth, from the home.

"It's just nice to instead of being surrounded by people who think you are nuts, to be surrounded by people who understand what you are going through and the difficulties of trying to deal with all the emotional stuff," Faver told the broadcaster.

Dozens of other people have reportedly bought properties in the area to be closer to Miller.

According to the report, Miller denies he started the movement to make money, saying instead that "donations are welcome but not mandatory".

In a 2011 report, the divorced father of two said his first marriage broke down because he started having memories of his 'incarnation'.

The MailOnline report cited a recording in which Miller reportedly says:"There's probably a million people who say they're Jesus and most of them are in asylums. But one of us has to be. How do I know I am? Because I remember everything about my life."

Miller also claims that his partner, Mary Luck, is Mary Magdalene, who is considered by some as the second most important woman in the New Testament after Mary, the mother of Jesus.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 07:28:34 AM »
Fuck!

Yeah we get wackos too. No, he is not close to me. Queenslanders are a weird creed. I dunno if this loser has internet, In cape Town it would be doubtful. (Perfect commune/retreat region) if so, I am gonna be his new best friend.  :thumbup:
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 07:30:39 AM »
Hey, if you can contact him, invite him here.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 07:31:20 AM »
He has a YouTube account so I bet he has Internet.
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2013, 07:39:16 AM »
He has a YouTube account so I bet he has Internet.

Fuck, it is so long since I have trolled someone. Let me think of my angle and pitch. I will research fuck out of him in the meantime.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2013, 07:41:46 AM »
One of the comments on the article: people believed this shit 2000 years ago. Why not now?
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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2013, 07:57:58 AM »
One of the comments on the article: people believed this shit 2000 years ago. Why not now?

Yeah it makes great sense. I mean why would we question a bronze Aged Tribal culture of slave owning, people that lived in the Middle east 2000 years ago that spoke a different language, married teenage kids and were occupied by a mighty civilisation that died more than 1500 years ago.

Do we object to people who claim to talk to God and know his will or do we praise it? Are there psychiatric wards full of people that talk to God or do we extol virtue in a concept of a man who purported the same?

You know. I say live and let live but do not use your "knowledge" as "truth" when it is merely personal preference, personal belief or opinion. I have Christian, Buddhist, Deist and Muslim friends and I do not like them because of their beliefs but rather for the other aspects of them.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2013, 08:26:45 AM »
Nail him on a cross and see if he comes back from the grave  :thumbup:

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2013, 08:28:15 AM »
Nail him on a cross and see if he comes back from the grave  :thumbup:

Good call!  :plus:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2013, 10:04:41 AM »
My trolling sense is tingling.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2013, 10:05:54 AM »
My trolling sense is tingling.
no forum unfortunately but Mary magalene has a blog.....apparently :)
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2013, 10:06:32 AM »
One of the comments on the article: people believed this shit 2000 years ago. Why not now?

Probably the only commenter there making sense.

I like how the others resort to special pleading to defend their Jesus.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2013, 10:07:37 AM »
My trolling sense is tingling.
no forum unfortunately but Mary magalene has a blog.....apparently :)

I bet it has nude holy pictures of her.

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2013, 11:19:04 AM »
My trolling sense is tingling.
no forum unfortunately but Mary magalene has a blog.....apparently :)

I bet it has nude holy pictures of her.

Does she have huge titties :toporly:

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Re: Australian claims to be Jesus.
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2013, 12:43:15 PM »
I am in da wrong business you guys.
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