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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2013, 12:50:46 PM »
I'm sure there's something similar here aswell. Though, I'm sure the government wont chip in at all. Why it is so expencive to die is what I want to know
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2013, 12:54:43 PM »
I'm sure there's something similar here aswell. Though, I'm sure the government wont chip in at all. Why it is so expencive to die is what I want to know

The buying or renting of the ground, and the costs of the undertaker are the bulk of the costs here. Crematoria are horribly expensive too here.

There are now budget funerals though, with graves for more than one person. Somehow to be buried in a crowd isn't appealing for me. I avoid them while alive, being in one when dead somehow is a horrible thought.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2013, 12:57:25 PM »
Somehow to be buried in a crowd isn't appealing for me. I avoid them while alive, being in one when dead somehow is a horrible thought.
True that.  :plus:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2013, 01:15:52 PM »
CBC, did you put a band-aid on your left index finger, on that fateful Sunday?

  No, I was most fortunate, the bleeding stopped immediately and the wound became invisible!  :green:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2013, 01:35:37 PM »
Stop being such an attention whore!

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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2013, 01:39:34 PM »
Stop being such an attention whore!

  Hyke was worried about my finger, so I made this thread to reassure her.  :M :P
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2013, 01:50:08 PM »
You could've just PMed her, but no, you wanted to be the center of attention as always.

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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2013, 02:31:28 PM »
You could've just PMed her, but no, you wanted to be the center of attention as always.

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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2013, 04:56:27 PM »
I wonder if you postwhore this good in bed?  :thumbup:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2013, 05:20:28 PM »
I wonder if you postwhore this good in bed?  :thumbup:

  Obviously not, as I cannot use the computer while I am asleep.  ::)
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2013, 05:24:25 PM »
I saw a girl who looks like you. older. cuddly, nice gal. you are tence, I bet if you got dicked your eyes wouldn't roll
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2013, 05:26:36 PM »
I saw a girl who looks like you. older. cuddly, nice gal. you are tence, I bet if you got dicked your eyes wouldn't roll

  If she's older than I am, she's probably old enough to be your mother.  :prude:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2013, 05:27:59 PM »
Well, I am a bad judge of age. but even if she was as old as my mother the older the berry the riper the juice!
 These young girls just wanna lay on da bed with their legs spread open. boring! :santa:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2013, 05:29:30 PM »
Well, I am a bad judge of age. but even if she was as old as my mother the older the berry the riper the juice!
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  Well, go for it then, ask her to dinner at the soup kitchen.  :toporly:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2013, 05:32:26 PM »
Well, I am a bad judge of age. but even if she was as old as my mother the older the berry the riper the juice!
 These young girls just wanna lay on da bed with their legs spread open. boring! :santa:
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