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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2013, 12:12:42 PM »
  I squeezed the finger to make it bleed a tiny bit, fortunately I did not lose a lot of blood.  :emosad:

Smart of you. Did you disinfect it too?

Chances to bleed massively from a finger cut are very slim, I think.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2013, 12:13:59 PM »
  I am now recuperating quietly at home, with luck I will be all right!  :viking:

Make yourself comfortable on the sofa, I'll get you some blood- :wine: to bring up your iron levels, and to make you relax more.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2013, 12:14:20 PM »
  I squeezed the finger to make it bleed a tiny bit, fortunately I did not lose a lot of blood.  :emosad:

Smart of you. Did you disinfect it too?

Chances to bleed massively from a finger cut are very slim, I think.

  I didn't disinfect it, it was barely a pinprick.  But I have bled copiously from past finger cuts!  :orly:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2013, 12:15:54 PM »
I'm going to miss my fingers when I die.

Who will you bequeath them to?
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2013, 12:16:44 PM »
  I think it happened on Sunday night, not sure now, it happened so fast!  :dunno:

Oh, you poor thing.

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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2013, 12:17:22 PM »
I'm going to miss my fingers when I die.
Who will you bequeath them to?
Nobody will get them. exept the flame,  :laugh:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2013, 12:17:41 PM »
  I'd probably had my usual 2 or 3 cups, but it was late in the day, so I was less caffeinated.  :-[

Maybe your metabolism changed, and you had a massive caffeine build up.  :nerdy:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2013, 12:19:13 PM »
  I'd probably had my usual 2 or 3 cups, but it was late in the day, so I was less caffeinated.  :-[

Maybe your metabolism changed, and you had a massive caffeine build up.  :nerdy:

  I probably need to watch out for that, I may be storing caffeine in my fatty tissue!  :orly:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2013, 12:19:36 PM »
I'm going to miss my fingers when I die.
Who will you bequeath them to?
Nobody will get them. exept the flame,  :laugh:

Hope you'll wait a bit, with that last warm wave.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2013, 12:20:38 PM »
  I'd probably had my usual 2 or 3 cups, but it was late in the day, so I was less caffeinated.  :-[

Maybe your metabolism changed, and you had a massive caffeine build up.  :nerdy:

  I probably need to watch out for that, I may be storing caffeine in my fatty tissue!  :orly:

That would make keeping your levels up cheaper.  :headbang2:
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2013, 12:33:55 PM »
Hope you'll wait a bit, with that last warm wave.
:O_o: maybe we are talking about different things. Here, where I live Burial is a expencive thing. you have to buy the pot of land, casket and airtime for your death. Its far cheeper to be cremated, which is what I'll probably end up doing
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2013, 12:39:26 PM »
Hope you'll wait a bit, with that last warm wave.
:O_o: maybe we are talking about different things. Here, where I live Burial is a expencive thing. you have to buy the pot of land, casket and airtime for your death. Its far cheeper to be cremated, which is what I'll probably end up doing

I know you meant cremation. But, reading your post, I saw fiery fingers making a final wave.
Hope your cremation will not be any time soon.

Don't know what I will go for. I've got myself insured, not wanting to leave kids or other relatives with costs for the disposal of my body. I pay a small monthly fee, in a couple of years I will pay nothing anymore. The sum by then should be big enough to cover all costs.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2013, 12:42:24 PM »
I pay a small monthly fee, in a couple of years I will pay nothing anymore. The sum by then should be big enough to cover all costs.
Ahh, gotcha. I've heard about paying a small fee like this every month to pay for your own funeral. very considerate, I'm thinking of doing the same
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2013, 12:46:46 PM »
I pay a small monthly fee, in a couple of years I will pay nothing anymore. The sum by then should be big enough to cover all costs.
Ahh, gotcha. I've heard about paying a small fee like this every month to pay for your own funeral. very considerate, I'm thinking of doing the same
My parents started it for me. When you have an insurance like that here, you can get your kids started for free, till they are 18. I pay a few euros for them every month too. When they are on their own feet, a big chunk of their funeral will already be paid for. It's quite common to get things done like that here.
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Re: For Hyke: I stuck my finger with my scissors!
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2013, 12:49:13 PM »
CBC, did you put a band-aid on your left index finger, on that fateful Sunday?
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