I have probably told this story before but it doesn't hurt to tell it again.
Basically one of my family members was driving through the LA area and they were in a really grimey part of that city. stopped at a light of course when a bunch of people in a crosswalk were crossing the street, your average everyday people. one guy was in a wheelchair and cut hair for a living, just happened to be a nigger. I think he said his name was skyblue1 or something, anyways as they was crossing the nigger fell over in the middle of the crosswalk. Some nice old lady went over to see if she could help and skyblue1 jumped up without a problem snatched her purse from her arm and took off running.
The police are still looking for him. little do they know he hides here, behind hairspray and a pair of scissors.