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Offline Jesse

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Funny story time.
« on: May 28, 2013, 08:36:41 PM »
I have probably told this story before but it doesn't hurt to tell it again.
Basically one of my family members was driving through the LA area and they were in a really grimey part of that city. stopped at a light of course when a bunch of people in a crosswalk were crossing the street, your average everyday people. one guy was in a wheelchair and cut hair for a living, just happened to be a nigger. I think he said his name was skyblue1 or something, anyways as they was crossing the nigger fell over in the middle of the crosswalk. Some nice old lady went over to see if she could help and skyblue1 jumped up without a problem snatched her purse from her arm and took off running.

The police are still looking for him. little do they know he hides here, behind hairspray and a pair of scissors.
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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 08:47:21 PM »
Skyblue1 chuckles to himself as he runs down the alley

" I got my eye on a fire agate collection next."
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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 10:30:12 PM »
There was this guy who liked to talk up pedophilia and child pornography. He used to go on Autism Spectrum forums and take issue with the fact that he could not do what he wanted. He would be an arsehole and post shit to get himself banned and then whine about how unfair his banning was. This constituted a life for him. Life improved when he joined a forum with other of a similar moral deviance. He got banned for threatening rape on a minor, and cops visited him One of the pedo friends on that forum threatened rape of a drug addled psychologically challenged girl. This girl  became his girlfriend and the managed to retain a very dysfunctional relationship.

Then one day the cops came for him one too many times because of his improper interests and he was placed in prison, where he became somebodies bitch. His unbalance girlfriend moved on and back to her young men and boys and he became more receptive to the other inmates

The end
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 12:46:52 AM by Al Swearengen »
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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 07:30:23 AM »
Tell us more uncle al!!!
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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 08:44:29 AM »
Al your story is missing one thing. humor
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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 08:46:30 AM »
Quote from: Nile on May 29, 2013, 08:44:29 AM
Al your story is missing one thing. humor

I found it amusing. Maybe my sense of humour is a little bit different to yours?
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Funny story time.
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 08:52:25 AM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 28, 2013, 08:47:21 PM
Skyblue1 chuckles to himself as he runs down the alley

" I got my eye on a fire agate collection next."
maybe you are born with it or maybe it's Maybelline.
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