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Re: *brags*
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2006, 06:39:25 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

who is PMS Elle's bitch?

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Re: *brags*
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2006, 07:19:19 PM »

Quote from: PMS Elle on November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

 God she's fast! That one will echo for days in my head.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2006, 10:14:13 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

As long as you wash it first, It's OK. Otherwise you'd be a dirty cocksucker!! :laugh:
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2006, 10:18:59 PM »
I like the way these threads go to the gutter so fast.

No brag, just fact.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: *brags*
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 11:42:40 PM »
I can brag, want me to brag?
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2006, 11:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 11:42:40 PM
I can brag, want me to brag?

do your worst sick puupy!!
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2006, 12:34:42 AM »
I've got a kitty.

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And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2006, 01:25:05 AM »
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2006, 07:05:28 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM
Quote from: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM
I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?  8)

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

Thanks.  8)
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2006, 06:09:09 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on November 21, 2006, 01:25:05 AM
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.


have you told us how many licks it takes to get to the center?
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2006, 09:06:10 PM »
I can lick my nose
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Re: *brags*
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2006, 11:47:48 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 23, 2006, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: kevv729 on November 21, 2006, 01:25:05 AM
I can suck on tootsie roll pops.


have you told us how many licks it takes to get to the center?
I usually suck not really lick it. So I would not really know how many licks it would take.
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