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Offline Genesis

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If I was a Catholic
« on: June 14, 2018, 04:07:14 PM »
Oh Dear Heavenly father forgive me for I have sinned (mostly fucked up yet you get the point), It's been 400 days since my last confession, and this one is a juicy one.

I push buttons and argue with conservative, and some liberal blowhards who I disagree with on Twitter, and Yahoo Comments. I know it's pointless, yet seeing their stupidity annoys me.
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 04:26:02 PM »
I gave up being catholic for lent..........40 years ago.....   :P    I now consider myself atheist with buddhist leanings.  My catholic wife has no problem with that.    8)
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 04:26:21 PM »
Can I fuck all the young nuns??   :zoinks:
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 04:28:18 PM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on June 14, 2018, 04:26:21 PM
Can I fuck all the young nuns??   :zoinks:

If you want to get into mcmanslag territory......I knew a nun that humped my sisters ex-boyfriend asap.   :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2018, 04:47:26 PM »
I actually used to think Twitter was pointless.  >:D

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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 04:49:29 PM »
 
Quote from: Icequeen on June 14, 2018, 04:47:26 PM
I actually used to think Twitter was pointless.  >:D



 :lol1: :lol1:
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2018, 11:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on June 14, 2018, 04:26:21 PM
Can I fuck all the young nuns??   :zoinks:

Aren't they too old for you? Wanker.
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2018, 12:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Go Piss Up A Rope on June 14, 2018, 04:26:21 PM
Can I fuck all the young nuns??   :zoinks:

I thought you had to be the pope or jesus in order to do that?

Oh damn it....
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Re: If I was a Catholic
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2018, 01:14:44 AM »
I’d be a blood drinking, flesh eating Zombie-Vampire with a guilt complex I project onto everyone else I meet?
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