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Re: Boobs
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2006, 11:01:31 AM »
I women with small breasts.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2006, 11:50:17 AM »
oh, i am so tempted to use that as my new avatar.

but alas, i have young children and they look over my shoulder alot.

And your current one is more child-oriented? :o

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2006, 12:10:07 PM »
oh, i am so tempted to use that as my new avatar.

but alas, i have young children and they look over my shoulder alot.

And your current one is more child-oriented? :o

Fuck yeah it is!

i work on the docks.  needless to say that my language is quite colourful.
however, i am concerned that my children will think that daddy is a booby guy.
as they are girls, i do not want them to have any psychological problems.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2006, 12:35:16 PM »
I prefer medium-sized breasts, but since you classified your display ones as larger, I voted larger.  I don't think those are really F or G ones, though.  Maybe a D or DD, depending on her bra band size.

I prefer honest bee sting sized breasts to fakes.  My cousin has little ones like that and she always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.

Here is a cute and funny explanation of breast and bra sizes:

<a href="http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf</a>

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2006, 12:56:20 PM »
oh, i am so tempted to use that as my new avatar.


Damn! I knew I should have called "dibbs" ... but, if you do use the boobs, then I won't have to look at the foulmouth jailbait girl anymore. Please, do change it and with my compliments.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2006, 01:06:43 PM »
for a very short time i had a closeup of female genetalia.

i am still waiting for the talking snatch.  i like the sounds of that one as an avatar.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2006, 05:46:04 PM »
I prefer medium-sized breasts, but since you classified your display ones as larger, I voted larger.  I don't think those are really F or G ones, though.  Maybe a D or DD, depending on her bra band size.

Negtory, those have to be at least the same size as Pamela Anderson's. They CERTAINLY aren't D or DD, I fit a D sometimes, and mine are about half the size of that, and My sister is a  DD, and hers are a hell of a lot smaller than those, too.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2006, 05:54:36 PM »
<a href="http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf</a>

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2006, 01:59:25 AM »
I prefer natural breasts on the medium to small side.  And the smaller the better, personally.  I don't dislike larger breasts as long as they aren't unnaturally large breasts.  Those women who insert beachballs into their chests almost make me want to shudder.  And for some sick reason, when I see breasts like that, I have this fleeting fantasy of popping them - which is even more disturbing.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2006, 06:19:00 AM »
I am not really particular in the size of a woman's breasts or if they are natural or fake.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2006, 06:52:26 AM »
I agree, Nomaken. Large breasts look unnatural on small, skinny people. HG for instance looks abnormal - the breasts do not fit the body. Sweetie, on the other hand, does have large knockers, but her body is substancial enough (but no means overweight) to handle the breast size that she has got and it makes me want to  :titfuck:

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2006, 11:02:15 AM »
I prefer medium-sized breasts, but since you classified your display ones as larger, I voted larger.  I don't think those are really F or G ones, though.  Maybe a D or DD, depending on her bra band size.

I prefer honest bee sting sized breasts to fakes.  My cousin has little ones like that and she always says that more than a mouthful is a waste.

Here is a cute and funny explanation of breast and bra sizes:

<a href="http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.flashfunpages.com/bras.swf</a>

I always was told that it was "more than a handful is a waste, less than a mouthful is a taste!"  But yeah, medium sized, c-cup would be my preference!  I do have fantasies about bigger, but, not as often as I used to!

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2006, 02:24:52 PM »
I have never been interested in breasts on the larger side.  Not even in the firery grip of puberty, not even as a moments fantasy.  Men around me would be drooling the bigger they got and I'd be uncurious to even check it out beyond a C cup.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2006, 06:26:11 PM »
I have never been interested in breasts on the larger side.  Not even in the firery grip of puberty, not even as a moments fantasy.  Men around me would be drooling the bigger they got and I'd be uncurious to even check it out beyond a C cup.

yeah, except for your own.  why don't you put a bro on, bro?
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2006, 06:39:03 PM »
Mine are not on the larger side, and I am not interested in them.  And I don't put on a bra largely because I haven't bought one yet.  I would be extremely finicky about the feel of it(i will tear underwear to shreds if it isnt perfectly comfortable), and I dont want to subject some poor retail clerk to my pickiness.
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