« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 8   Go Down

Author Topic: Boobs  (Read 4861 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Mr Smith

  • lardass
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3471
  • Karma: 281
  • Gender: Male
Boobs
« on: November 29, 2006, 09:18:23 PM »
Good afternoon everyone.

I've decided to start a conflict of opinions about breast size. What do you prefer? Give reasons why/why not.

Oh, better add a picture.

Logged

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: Boobs
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 09:26:12 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on November 29, 2006, 09:18:23 PM
Good afternoon everyone.

I've decided to start a conflict of opinions about breast size. What do you prefer? Give reasons why/why not.

Oh, better add a picture.



Nice boobs.  Are they yours?  What size would you call these, as a point of common refererence? 

I would call them medium, but there is no medium in your poll, just bee stings, smaller and larger real ones and fakes.
Logged

Scrapheap

  • Guest
Re: Boobs
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 11:17:06 PM »
You need to revise your poll to add Medium (B to C cup)

That's the perfect size. Enough tity to play with, not so big that they'll be draging on the ground when you're 40.  :boobs:

BTW< why di you put that GIF there?? Now I can't get anything done!! DAMNIT!!!
Logged

Offline Nomaken

  • The Anti-Fuck
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5232
  • Karma: 3
Re: Boobs
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 11:40:17 PM »
Hello, and my weird answer is small boobs or fake boobs.  Due to the sag.  Small boobs have no sag, fake boobs have no sag.  Although in the interest of their firm gropable feeling i'd prefer only small boobs and medium boobs.
Logged
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

Offline QuirkyCarla

  • Bake Sale Coordinator of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6998
  • Karma: 640
  • Gender: Female
Re: Boobs
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 12:04:53 AM »
Medium or larger.
Logged

Offline Mr Smith

  • lardass
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3471
  • Karma: 281
  • Gender: Male
Re: Boobs
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 02:15:06 AM »
Quote
Nice boobs.  Are they yours?

Sadly, they aren't. Some internet loser told me mine didn't sag enough. He probably can't get laid anyway.

Quote
What size would you call these, as a point of common refererence?

I would call them enormous enhanced knockers. They look like they would be about and F or G cup.

Quote
You need to revise your poll to add Medium (B to C cup)

A and B come under small.

C and above come under larger.

Quote
Small boobs have no sag, fake boobs have no sag.

Small and fake boobs both develop a sag.

My vote (personally) goes to C cup and above.
Logged

Litigious

  • Guest
Re: Boobs
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 05:25:28 AM »
I'm an arseman, so I don't really care that much about boobs. If she has nice buttocks and let me fuck her up the shitter, I don't care if she's flat chested.
Logged

Litigious

  • Guest
Re: Boobs
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 05:27:38 AM »
Fake breasts are really disgusting, by the way.
Logged

duncvis

  • Guest
Re: Boobs
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 05:35:03 AM »
If I have to express a preference, I'll go for big uns. Two words - oily titwank.  :eyebrows:

Quote from: Litigious on November 30, 2006, 05:27:38 AM
Fake breasts are really disgusting, by the way.

Seconded. Small natural ones are much preferable to plastic ones, and its kind of sad that people feel the need to get them. Some fucking status symbol.
Logged

Offline RobertN

  • The Almighty Comrade
  • Intense Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 975
  • Karma: 0
  • Gender: Male
Re: Boobs
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2006, 05:48:43 AM »
I like women with big breasts, but not so big they look abnormal. The pair in the picture look the perfect size.

I'm not saying that women with small boobs are not sexy. Small breasts can look incredibly sexy on women with a slim figure.
Logged

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Boobs
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 05:53:56 AM »
oh, i am so tempted to use that as my new avatar.

but alas, i have young children and they look over my shoulder alot.
i like medium to large breats.  i agree with Dunc and the titty fuck.
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Boobs
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 06:30:22 AM »
Small boobs are only "firm" when they have always BEEN small.

Not everything about drastic weight loss (or breastfeeding) is a bed of roses.
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline Randy

  • Fairy Self Actualizing Healer
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6621
  • Karma: 201
  • Gender: Male
  • Picture of the person who changed my avitar
Re: Boobs
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 07:54:13 AM »
I will come back when I need to :wanker:  Working out helps that and I am doing it now.  Small typing breaks is like interval training which burns the most calories.
Logged
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

thepeaguy

  • Guest
Re: Boobs
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 09:26:50 AM »
I don't care; if she's hot, I'll hit her.  :eyebrows:
Logged

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Boobs
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2006, 10:46:41 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 30, 2006, 05:53:56 AM
oh, i am so tempted to use that as my new avatar.

but alas, i have young children and they look over my shoulder alot.

And your current one is more child-oriented? :o
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 8   Go Up
« previous next »