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Anyone from the Corporate World?
« on: May 23, 2013, 11:38:35 PM »
Because we have an opening for you... It may contain some of the following, so please be prepared.

We have an opening for a recruiter position:

This may contain the following requirements:

You must be a complete snob :yarly:, not give a care in the world whatsoever.  :2thumbsup:

Your pay rate is only 0.05 per raise. Yet if you complain you will get an extra rate of $20.00 per hour as a secret hush fund known as :STFU :finger:

If interested please contact Mikael Monkeyshine for more details.  ???

Sincerely Yours,
Potterville and Associates.
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 07:33:40 AM »
If my job is to recruit the girls for the college issue of playboy, I'll pay you.
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2013, 12:38:09 PM »
No... this was a joke.... there was a girl who was a "recruiter" for certain jobs on AFF...

Turns out she was just a pain in the ass. With many accusations about her true identity.
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2013, 05:08:52 PM »
 Need the money, what job?
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2013, 05:14:07 PM »
Ask LK, she is the recruiter
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2013, 05:18:47 PM »
 I need some contact ibfo to the recruter.
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2013, 05:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Gallstone on May 24, 2013, 05:18:47 PM
I need some contact ibfo to the recruter.
the link you have been given, is the link she left for contact

Of course she was fucking with us

As much as I am fucking with you
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2013, 05:58:42 PM »
Been banned from linkedin too
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2013, 06:34:25 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2013, 06:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Gallstone on May 24, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
Been banned from linkedin too
name all the places you've been banned from!!!
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 04:29:17 PM »
Shit. I think I'm having problems with my gallbladder, and now I see a user with that name in here.  :P
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 04:40:13 PM »
thats madmick
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2013, 09:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on May 26, 2013, 04:29:17 PM
Shit. I think I'm having problems with my gallbladder, and now I see a user with that name in here.  :P

  Do you have health insurance?  If you have gallstones, you should see a doctor!  :orly:
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2013, 08:57:03 PM »
I don't have insurance. I'm going to have to watch my diet to control gallbladder attacks which is what I think I'm having.
I cant wait until fucking obamacare takes effect! I'll be going to the doctor then, :blonde:
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Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2013, 09:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on May 27, 2013, 08:57:03 PM
I don't have insurance. I'm going to have to watch my diet to control gallbladder attacks which is what I think I'm having.
I cant wait until fucking obamacare takes effect! I'll be going to the doctor then, :blonde:
gallstones can be prevented by drinking lemonade.
Google it.
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