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Offline McGiver

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Powerball winner
« on: May 19, 2013, 05:48:35 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/19/590-million-powerball-jackpot-continues-to-grow-ahead-drawing/

There was just one winning ticket for the $590,000,000.00  powerball.  Sold in a small town in Florida.

Which begs the question...
What would you do with a half billion dollars?
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2013, 05:51:38 PM »
Quote from: McJaguar on May 19, 2013, 05:48:35 PM

What would you do with a half billion dollars?

Wouldn't change much, except for not working. That much money could secure the retirement years of generations; that's what I'd do.
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2013, 05:52:25 PM »
Establish the Pyraxis fund, kinda like the Bill and Melinda Gates fund, and start financing space research, education, and cool small businesses in developing nations, or whatever else seemed to be a good use of more money than I could ever spend.  :P
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2013, 05:53:38 PM »
I would call my brother and sisters

Tell them to grab dad

get the fuck down here

we would collect as a family

After collecting, I would die from a heart attack

Isnt it ironic?
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2013, 05:54:28 PM »
I'd buy scrap an airplane and 1/2 the gas needed to reach his destination. :lol1:
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2013, 05:59:38 PM »
^good one
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2013, 06:27:43 PM »




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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2013, 06:32:45 PM »
Ooooo. Good one.
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2013, 06:39:48 PM »
your post count is all 1's
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2013, 07:53:10 PM »
I would build a multi-million dollar log cabin here, and fill it with a bunch of useless crap.
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2013, 12:10:33 AM »
  I would be in shock and disbelief, at least till the first payment was deposited to my account.
  Then I would try to keep it a secret so I could stay where I am for the time being.  And I'd go to England!  :viking:
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2013, 12:11:09 AM »
Quote from: McJaguar on May 19, 2013, 05:54:28 PM
I'd buy scrap an airplane and 1/2 the gas needed to reach his destination. :lol1:

And my destination would be twice the distance past your house.  :evillaugh:

 :hahaha:
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2013, 12:12:12 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 19, 2013, 06:27:43 PM




 :thumbup:

I'd be flying that Twin Otter.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2013, 12:42:54 AM »
Free health insurance for the struggling middle class who have to pay everything out of pocket. I'd also make changes to mental health and start a foundation like Py said and make the funding transparent so no one can dip into the cookie jar without being caught. Also I'd make the salaries transparent as well so no greedy fuck who feels "entitled" to a ridiculously high  salary while cutting funding will go unscathed.  I don't want greedy fucks to go unpunished.
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Re: Powerball winner
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2013, 06:15:13 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 20, 2013, 12:11:09 AM
Quote from: McJaguar on May 19, 2013, 05:54:28 PM
I'd buy scrap an airplane and 1/2 the gas needed to reach his destination. :lol1:

And my destination would be twice the distance past your house.  :evillaugh:

 :hahaha:
and I would be vacationing with my family.  But your HS sweetheart would be house sitting.
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