Author Topic: Michael Jackson is dead  (Read 1065 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »
Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest when a bus full of 50 naked little boys arrived at his house.
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2009, 11:00:59 PM »
I thought his heart stopped when he read an ad for Macy's that said "Little Boys' Swimsuits Half Off".

GalileoAce

  • Guest
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2009, 03:42:45 AM »
This is deliciously irreverent.

The_Chosen_One

  • Guest
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2009, 04:08:19 AM »
You know why Jacko died of a heart attack?

He thought it was a thriller when he beat it on his Blanket in front of Billie Jean.

Frolic_Fun

  • Guest
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2009, 08:47:17 AM »
Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest when a bus full of 50 naked little boys arrived at his house.

You know why Jacko died of a heart attack?

He thought it was a thriller when he beat it on his Blanket in front of Billie Jean.

 :lol:


Offline Mr Smith

  • lardass
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3471
  • Karma: 281
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2009, 09:06:39 PM »
I'm going to jump on the bandwagon.

And I fucking love 90s music.


Offline RageBeoulve

  • Super sand nigger
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16783
  • Karma: 927
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2009, 09:08:43 PM »
I'm going to jump on the bandwagon.

And I fucking love 90s music.



Not to be the devil's advocate or anything.. but he WAS a child mollester.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

Blasted

  • Guest
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2009, 09:13:35 PM »
He did make good music though, you have to give him that.

Offline RageBeoulve

  • Super sand nigger
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16783
  • Karma: 927
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2009, 09:15:03 PM »
He did make good music though, you have to give him that.

Yeah thriller was awesome, but he's gonna be raped in the ass in hell forever because he fucked little boys.  ;)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

Offline Mr Smith

  • lardass
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3471
  • Karma: 281
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2009, 09:17:17 PM »
I can't say I ever liked the guy.

But goddamn

That music takes me back to a time of life when stuff didn't matter.

Also I think the whole idea of tributes are nice.. everywhere I've been since Friday there have been tributes blaring everywhere. Not that he deserves it, but it's heart warming that people do them in general.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 09:19:51 PM by Fionæ »

Offline Mr Smith

  • lardass
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3471
  • Karma: 281
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2009, 09:17:49 PM »
lol, Tyra Banks. Shes hot as.


Offline RageBeoulve

  • Super sand nigger
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16783
  • Karma: 927
  • Gender: Male
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2009, 09:18:33 PM »
I can't say I ever liked the guy.

But goddamn

That music takes me back to a time of life when stuff didn't matter.

I must agree.  :indeed:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2009, 11:28:26 PM »
Some of his songs may be cool but damn if I listen to them, I feel I am supporting a child molestor and it makes me sick. I found one of his albums when I was looking in my drawer full of cassettes and I gave it to Good Will. I got it back when I was in high school and it was when I didn't know about him being a child molestor or not because I wasn't sure. I can remember him getting arrested and I was 17 then I think and back then I thought he was arrested for holding his kid over the balcony and I remember thinking it was stupid to say he molested his kid for holding him over the balcony. But that was not why he was accused of molestation. It was for something else. I just kept on reading about the case and hearing stories about him. One of them was he had little boys sleeping in his bed and having little boys come over to play at The Neverland, what about the little girls? Didn't grown ups come over too and play?

My husband had always known he was a pedo because he had kids come over to his house and play. Now I would normally think that was cold of him to think that and stupid of him to make that assumption but it turns out he was right so it doesn't matter if he thought that back when he was a teen. Now thanks to MJ, whenever I hear about a grown up playing with kids who aren't related to him or her, I am going to wonder if they are sexually attracted to them or not and be cautious about that person because I sure don't want to be naive. If the person ran a daycare center, that be a different story but having kids come over to his or her place just to play, I would be cautious about it. I sure don't want to be stupid by having my own kid go over there and play and then my kid tells me the grown up touched him/her down there.

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2013, 05:30:29 AM »
Jeff Goldblum is still alive, according to this report:

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-25/report-jeff-goldblum-has-died/
about 21 years ago I fucked a girl who claimed to have fucked Jeff Goldblum.

Misunderstood.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108879
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2013, 11:11:12 PM »
I saw this thread pop up and thought "fuck, again?"
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein