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When did you suck your first cock?
« on: May 16, 2013, 09:55:52 AM »
McJagger, I'm looking at you.
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 10:47:31 AM »
I don't remember.  :zoinks:
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 12:26:05 PM »
Quote from: richard on May 16, 2013, 10:47:31 AM
I don't remember.  :zoinks:

You dirty little tart!   :zoinks: :orly:
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 02:53:39 PM »
no, no, no. now If I said I practiced my oral skills on a banana first, to make sure I was aware of where my teeth were then maybe I could be considerd a dirty tart.  :zoinks:
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 06:24:52 PM »
I have heard that they grow if you put them in your mouth? :orly:
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 08:15:04 PM »
If your sucking cock and it has to grow, the other person is obviously not interested in you. believe me, I have been there  :zoinks:

(I relies you were making a joke however.  ;) )
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 08:43:09 PM »
I've never sucked a cock, but I have sucked the odd chicken bone or two.  But they were probably hens, not cocks.
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 12:38:16 AM »
Quote from: richard on May 16, 2013, 08:15:04 PM
If your sucking cock and it has to grow, the other person is obviously not interested in you. believe me, I have been there  :zoinks:

(I relies you were making a joke however.  ;) )

You make me laugh lad. Plus one to you.
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2013, 01:27:03 AM »
Quote from: Uncle_Jimmy on May 17, 2013, 12:38:16 AM
Quote from: richard on May 16, 2013, 08:15:04 PM
If your sucking cock and it has to grow, the other person is obviously not interested in you. believe me, I have been there  :zoinks:

(I relies you were making a joke however.  ;) )

You make me laugh lad. Plus one to you.

I have never been there  :orly:
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2013, 08:11:59 AM »
Quote from: Uncle_Jimmy on May 16, 2013, 09:55:52 AM
McJagger, I'm looking at you.
just found his.

I haven't sucked cock.  But, I am not closed to the idea.
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 09:49:54 AM »
When your mother came out to me as a tranny.

I feel like I'm going to hell for this reply, but it's too obvious to pass up.
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2013, 09:50:39 AM »
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2013, 01:37:52 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 17, 2013, 09:49:54 AM
When your mother came out to me as a tranny.

I feel like I'm going to hell for this reply, but it's too obvious to pass up.

LOL

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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2013, 04:28:36 PM »
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Re: When did you suck your first cock?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2013, 07:51:14 PM »
It's called a stamen.
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