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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2013, 08:52:38 AM »
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  I never cared for Sinatra, but he knew how to wear a hat.  :coolguy:

10 more posts, and you can fetch your vacuumcleaner, or broom.

  Broom and Swiffer!  There are no carpets in the apartment.  8)
:fly: <----- there you are, flying around with two swiffers.

  I could do that, if I were ambidextrous.  :apondering:
practice makes perfect.  :M


(And all that you break, you can toss away, and it will never have to be dusted again)

  Fortunately I have almost no decorative items in my house, therefore less dusting to do!  :laugh:
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2013, 08:57:40 AM »
:fly:
  I never cared for Sinatra, but he knew how to wear a hat.  :coolguy:

10 more posts, and you can fetch your vacuumcleaner, or broom.

  Broom and Swiffer!  There are no carpets in the apartment.  8)
:fly: <----- there you are, flying around with two swiffers.

  I could do that, if I were ambidextrous.  :apondering:
practice makes perfect.  :M


(And all that you break, you can toss away, and it will never have to be dusted again)

  Fortunately I have almost no decorative items in my house, therefore less dusting to do!  :laugh:

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2013, 09:01:04 AM »
I watched Real Genius the other night and Val Kilmer looked dreamy.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2013, 09:40:56 AM »
I watched Real Genius the other night and Val Kilmer looked dreamy.

Correction. Val Kilmer always looks dreamy.

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2013, 09:48:26 AM »
I watched Real Genius the other night and Val Kilmer looked dreamy.

Correction. Val Kilmer always looks dreamy.
not so much lately.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2013, 10:01:00 AM »
Leave poor Richard alone.  I think the wigger hat is a regional thing.

Wrong. It is mistake. Rage and I have a duty to help Richard.

Exactly. Richard, if you want to look sharp, stop wearing a hat. Start having your hair cut neatly and wear clothes that fit. Wear slacks, shine your shoes, and get yourself a couple of blazers and get your shirts pressed. Trust me man. This is how MEN dress.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2013, 10:05:19 AM »
Leave poor Richard alone.  I think the wigger hat is a regional thing.

Wrong. It is mistake. Rage and I have a duty to help Richard.

Exactly. Richard, if you want to look sharp, stop wearing a hat. Start having your hair cut neatly and wear clothes that fit. Wear slacks, shine your shoes, and get yourself a couple of blazers and get your shirts pressed. Trust me man. This is how MEN dress.
fitting into others perceptions of reality are lame.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2013, 10:14:27 AM »
But it gets you laid, gets you more respect, allows you to get shit you want.

(And cmon man. That shit looks sharp, and its a hell of a lot better than dressing like a fucking teenager, no matter what you might think about it.  ;))
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2013, 10:19:46 AM »
Leave poor Richard alone.  I think the wigger hat is a regional thing.

Wrong. It is mistake. Rage and I have a duty to help Richard.

Exactly. Richard, if you want to look sharp, stop wearing a hat. Start having your hair cut neatly and wear clothes that fit. Wear slacks, shine your shoes, and get yourself a couple of blazers and get your shirts pressed. Trust me man. This is how MEN dress.
fitting into others perceptions of reality are lame.

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2013, 10:21:02 AM »
Consume. Fit in. Comply.
Just not my style.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2013, 10:22:11 AM »
Consume. Fit in. Comply.
Just not my style.

Oh cmon old man. You're seasoned enough to know that looking sharp doesn't necessarily mean compliance.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2013, 10:28:40 AM »
Consume. Fit in. Comply.
Just not my style.

Oh cmon old man. You're seasoned enough to know that looking sharp doesn't necessarily mean compliance.
but you said its what works . Gets you laid. Gets you respect.  Kinda like lining up. Just because everybody else is.
Also, fitting in usually means consumption.


I know what you mean.  When I was younger I'd wear silk shirts and z cavaricci pants with loafers.  I got laid tons.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2013, 10:34:36 AM »
Consume. Fit in. Comply.
Just not my style.

Oh cmon old man. You're seasoned enough to know that looking sharp doesn't necessarily mean compliance.
but you said its what works . Gets you laid. Gets you respect.  Kinda like lining up. Just because everybody else is.
Also, fitting in usually means consumption.


I know what you mean.  When I was younger I'd wear silk shirts and z cavaricci pants with loafers.  I got laid tons.

Its still not like selling out dude. A sharp dressed man need feel no shame, he just has respect for those that have to look at him.

Also, sounds like you wore some sexy clothes back in the day dude. What happened? Marriage?
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2013, 10:41:22 AM »
Yeah.
And my work doesn't require.dress up clothes.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2013, 10:42:26 AM »
Indeed.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"