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Offline Jesse

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DUCK girl
« on: May 12, 2013, 09:45:44 PM »
I am asking for your hand in marriage. I cannot move to texas though, or where ever you live. So you will have to move here, I can be yer sugar nerdy daddy boyfriend.

This is what you will be marrying, and I know how to please a woman in bed. amongst other things
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 08:18:19 AM »
I proposed marriage to Fiona, but she prefers some NT living in Germany  :thumbdn:
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 08:28:23 AM »
Quote from: richard on May 12, 2013, 09:45:44 PM
I am asking for your hand in marriage. I cannot move to texas though, or where ever you live. So you will have to move here, I can be yer sugar nerdy daddy boyfriend.

This is what you will be marrying, and I know how to please a woman in bed. amongst other things

Well done Ricky, that was uber-creepy
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 08:34:34 AM »
 :laugh:
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 08:57:18 AM »
The contrast between the curtains and couch are making my eyes hurt.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 10:15:34 AM »
I see we have a bunch of typical aspies here. can't pick up on a joke to save their life, and besides all that Al. creepy is just a feeling remember that.

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 11:55:31 AM »
Richard!!!
Are you serious???
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 10:18:52 PM »
Duckie?

Duckfetishgirl???
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2013, 05:43:02 AM »
This thread is hilarious.
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2013, 12:59:19 PM »
Quote from: richard on May 12, 2013, 09:45:44 PM
I am asking for your hand in marriage. I cannot move to texas though, or where ever you live. So you will have to move here, I can be yer sugar nerdy daddy boyfriend.

This is what you will be marrying, and I know how to please a woman in bed. amongst other things

You look like a cunt, Richard. Look at your fucking flat billed hat LOL. :green:
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 01:52:40 PM »
Dare I say its all the Rage?  :zoinks:
I'm only a cunt on Tuesdays. and I like walking around like a decorated Christmas tree, gotta look good for these hoes, shit!
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 05:42:43 PM »
I get jokes. I have been laughing at you since you got here
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 05:46:51 PM »
Quote from: richard on May 12, 2013, 09:45:44 PM
I am asking for your hand in marriage. I cannot move to texas though, or where ever you live. So you will have to move here, I can be yer sugar nerdy daddy boyfriend.

This is what you will be marrying, and I know how to please a woman in bed. amongst other things

I accept, Richiepoo! But only under the strict condition that you agree to be my bitchboy and be submissive to me and i will allow you to sleep with other people if i can watch. :zoinks:  If I am unable to be present, you must record everything with a high definition camcorder so i can fap to it later. If you disobey my rules you will be punished. I have a 20 inch horsecock strapon that with fill up the entirety of your colon if you step out of line. 

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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 05:50:27 PM »
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Re: DUCK girl
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2013, 05:53:32 PM »
oh my goodness, duck! I guess I'll just have to obey you.  :zoinks:
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