The I've just had a wank thread

[Gopher Gary]

I've just wanked off my cock! Post here if you've just bashed one out and post the porn you used.

[McGiver]

I've been thinking about it for days. Too lazy.

[Jesse]

Fuck Jacking off, I was suppose to get my ass licked tonite. but I cant bother with it because there is a dynamic there and It wouldn't be a wise choice to do.

[McGiver]

Fuck Jacking off, I was suppose to get my ass licked tonite. but I cant bother with it because there is a dynamic there and It wouldn't be a wise choice to do.

do tell

[Jesse]

The one doing the licking I found out was a cigarette smoker. I cant have smokers mouth on my beautiful little behind

[McGiver]

The one doing the licking I found out was a cigarette smoker. I cant have smokers mouth on my beautiful little behind

i know.  It would turn your pink snatch a dirty brown.

[Jesse]

Yours must be brown. insides must be cooked, mines pink.

[McGiver]

Yours must be brown. insides must be cooked, mines pink.

nah, I get a large douche nozzle and refresh it weekly.

[Jesse]

That's cool bro. Side effect of getting old? shit, All I do is take a shower to clean that fucker off.

[Gopher Gary]

That's cool bro. Side effect of getting old? shit, All I do is take a shower to clean that fucker off.

I'll hose it off for you. Dirty little tart.

[Gopher Gary]

I wonder who that was. 

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Just look at the IP you rotten rodent. 

[Gopher Gary]

That would only tell me where it was.