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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #195 on: December 15, 2006, 12:35:50 PM »
McFagHag,

what does a pirate use to clean its ears?
from Zelda.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #196 on: December 15, 2006, 08:25:22 PM »

Where have you been that last couple of days?

Was it fun?
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #197 on: December 18, 2006, 02:28:36 PM »
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #198 on: December 18, 2006, 02:41:06 PM »
How often do you shave your upper lip area??
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #199 on: December 18, 2006, 02:43:31 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'm a demon.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #200 on: December 18, 2006, 02:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 02:43:31 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'm a demon.

Do you revert to your peegai form in bed though?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #201 on: December 18, 2006, 02:51:35 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:47:31 PM
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 02:43:31 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'm a demon.

Do you revert to your peegai form in bed though?

No, I'll just jump out of bed and swear alot afterwards before I calm down.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #202 on: December 18, 2006, 02:57:38 PM »
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 02:51:35 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:47:31 PM
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 02:43:31 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 18, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, or an asshole who's a demon in bed?

I'm a demon.

Do you revert to your peegai form in bed though?

No, I'll just jump out of bed and swear alot afterwards before I calm down.

Why?  What's wrong with post-coital cuddling, or putting the kettle on?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #203 on: December 18, 2006, 03:04:29 PM »
Would you rather have a sweet guy who's useless in bed, an asshole who's a demon in bed, or Peegai?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #204 on: December 18, 2006, 03:26:15 PM »
How girly would you describe yourself as being?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #205 on: December 18, 2006, 09:09:32 PM »
will you just answer your questions.

my daughter is trying to pass zelda.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #206 on: December 18, 2006, 09:33:39 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 18, 2006, 09:09:32 PM
will you just answer your questions.

my daughter is trying to pass zelda.

I'll quickly answer yours.

The question is different every time, you have to go to the pub and evesdrop in some of the conversations. The pub shouldn't be too hard to find. :)

I'll do the rest of the Q's soon.
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #207 on: December 18, 2006, 09:38:31 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 18, 2006, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 18, 2006, 09:09:32 PM
will you just answer your questions.

my daughter is trying to pass zelda.

I'll quickly answer yours.

The question is different every time, you have to go to the pub and evesdrop in some of the conversations. The pub shouldn't be too hard to find. :)

I'll do the rest of the Q's soon.

thanks
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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #208 on: December 19, 2006, 06:15:14 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 13, 2006, 06:45:01 AM
respond to a comment with lmfao, if you are not fat?

it's not fat arse, it's fucking arse.

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Why don't people annoy you so much these days?  Has something about you changed?

Because I just can't be bothered wasting energy on it anymore. And no, i'm just tired of it and don't read idiot posts like hellsings anymore.

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Re: Ask the "uppity cunt" anything
« Reply #209 on: December 19, 2006, 06:18:47 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 19, 2006, 06:15:14 AM

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Why don't people annoy you so much these days?  Has something about you changed?

Because I just can't be bothered wasting energy on it anymore. And no, i'm just tired of it and don't read idiot posts like hellsings anymore.



Good for you. Fuck 'em all, I say.
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