I am well established, maybe even old to most, yet wise beyond my years.
Though, I am damaged goods, body-wise, I am still one of the strongest men I have ever seen.
I can read faster than most people, either out loud (have to see to believe) or to myself - could have been a radio news broadcaster, but my face is WAY too pretty for radio.
My mind automatically sees many legal aspects of every word I speak and I am mostly reserved in how I present a case so as to be irrefutably honest and accurate.
I can grow any plant to reproduction that I have ever found.
I am an amateur artist (no longer make a living in art) with a keen eye for lighting and have great knowledge of all the ways light affects objects and peoples' preconception of them.
I can look you in the eye, forever. In fact, I will win a staring contest, if it comes to that.
I am HEALING!
I am happily AND fortunately married.
I have not made a choice to break the law in so many years, I can not remember.
I use mainly water to slake thirst.
I am very good with woodcrafts.
I know a great deal about audio reproduction and production.
I can weld with torches or electrodes, solder with torches or irons, connect almost anything to almost anything.
I can rip or cut or tear or burn almost anything from almost anything.
I can live outside.
I can eat from the wild.
I can cook, really well.
... last, but not least, my children love me.