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94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« on: April 26, 2013, 04:12:55 PM »
She tells her dr. that she has a rash and it itches something awful.  Dr. says let me have a look.  As she opens her legs a horrible stench comes out of her vajayjay.
Dr. asks when she had sex last.
Woman says she's a virgin.
Dr. says, I don't know how to put this into medical terms so i me just going to say it....you have a rotten cherry.
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2013, 04:50:32 PM »
 :zombiefuck:  :lol1:  :plus:
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2013, 07:42:13 PM »
  I figured the title was a tease and you were just posting about an elderly cat hoarder!  :orly:
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2013, 10:36:37 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 26, 2013, 07:42:13 PM
  I figured the title was a tease and you were just posting about an elderly cat hoarder!  :orly:

I did too.   :orly: :orly:
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2013, 03:14:17 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 26, 2013, 07:42:13 PM
  I figured the title was a tease and you were just posting about an elderly cat hoarder!  :orly:

So did I. And then it was about this orchard that never came to be.
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2013, 03:39:16 AM »
I wonder.  Did he have to surgically remove the pit?
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Re: 94 year old lady has a pussy problem
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2013, 03:43:16 AM »
 :CanofWorms: should do the trick.
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