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Offline McGiver

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I just had sex, thread.
« on: April 23, 2013, 01:16:04 PM »
Tell us what kind.  Five details, if you wish.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 01:16:34 PM »
Give.  Lol.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 01:17:05 PM »
I just had trans vaginal.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 06:57:16 PM »
I had imaginary sex   :orly:

and i came like a fucking freight train  :P
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 07:02:27 PM »
So if imaginary sex counts, then so does sex with Rosy Palms.  :autism:
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 09:45:20 PM »
Wait a minute. Where did the phrase "coming into manhood" and "coming into womanhood" or just generally "coming of age" originate?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2013, 07:52:23 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 23, 2013, 01:17:05 PM
I just had trans vaginal.

  Transvaginal mesh is implicated in health problems.  People are suing.  :thumbdn:
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 07:53:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 24, 2013, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 23, 2013, 01:17:05 PM
I just had trans vaginal.

  Transvaginal mesh is implicated in health problems.  People are suing.  :thumbdn:
i used cock
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 08:53:48 AM »
Not only did I not just have sex, but you want five details!?
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 01:39:04 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 25, 2013, 08:53:48 AM
Not only did I not just have sex, but you want five details!?
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    Only  five details?  :zoinks:
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 01:44:03 PM »
1. I'm
2. a
3. fucking
4. Virgin
5. Dammit!
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 02:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on April 25, 2013, 01:44:03 PM
1. I'm
2. a
3. fucking
4. Virgin
5. Dammit!
Try a larger lady.  The big uns need loving too.
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2013, 06:22:32 PM »
1.  No electricity.
2.  The PR to a friend's house because of the possibility of her using candles in the night.
3.  Alone with Prince Albert
4.  Candlelight
5.  Heavenly
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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2013, 10:01:16 PM »
Watched a porno where this gf gives her boyfriend a handjob.

She was sexy....made me came. In a really good mood.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I just had sex, thread.
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2013, 12:32:01 AM »
Oh woe is me!

sexless,  loveless,  godless existance :headbang2:
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