What are your bad points or internal failings? (Not a mope or poor me thread)

["couldbecousin"]

CBC grabbed my ass when we posed in front of the GG Bridge. 

  It was very windy out there!  I was afraid you would blow out to sea! 

[sg1008]

I am incredibly defiant.
More than most would allow themselves...I indulge my defiance and it destroys me.
But only defiant in certain areas...in other areas I am almost too willing; which brings me to my next fault: sometimes I value experience over second-hand logic, and this gets me into interesting situations. If I were a cat, I would be dead.

I cannot figure out social relationships. Either I am too aloof, or I am too attached. I can't seem to find the middle ground.
Due to my lack of comfort with social relationships, I enjoy thinking way too much. So much so, that I enjoy dreaming more than waking, and tend to sleep a lot.

Sometimes I get too wrapped up in the details that I miss the big picture, so to speak. It's trouble some during conversations, and work, where I get "hung up" on a detail and only someone very patient can shake me from my obsessive, almost emotional, fixation.

[Parts]

I can get very lazy at times

[Genesis]

Stubborn
Smartass
Socially Retarded
Pathetically Clueless about facial expressions
Not socialable (yet I try)

[McGiver]

I allowed my penis to dictate several years of my life.

[bodie]

i allow penises to dictate my life 

["couldbecousin"]

  There's a common thread here ^ but I'm too dim to pin it down. 

[bodie]

You must never pin it down anyway