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Ask the chicken
« on: April 20, 2013, 04:40:27 PM »
http://www.subservientchicken.com/pre_bk_skinned.swf

Well,  gwaan ask it to do what you want?
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2013, 04:49:00 PM »
It won't destroy or smash the television.  Stupid chicken. :chicken: :litigious:
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2013, 04:52:24 PM »
It won't masturbate either
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2013, 05:05:09 PM »
It's not very smart. I said "destroy the television" and it started throwing pillows. I said "smash the television" and it started watching it.

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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2013, 05:40:58 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on April 20, 2013, 04:49:00 PM
It won't destroy or smash the television.  Stupid chicken. :chicken: :litigious:

  I wouldn't want to destroy my TV.  Val Kilmer might be on it later!   :tv:
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2013, 06:02:36 PM »
It tried to eat the pillow as I requested though  :green:
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2013, 06:08:47 PM »
ROFL  :LOL:

Tell it to "fuck off".
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2013, 06:12:38 PM »
Tell it to masturbate and he goes in the corner

he is very quick
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2013, 06:25:36 PM »
Tell it to pee and it goes to piss on the sofa.

I am having far too much fun with this. :laugh:
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2013, 06:26:25 PM »
I told it to die, and it died...for a second.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2013, 06:32:45 PM »
I wonder what possessed the geezer to pre record all those responses dressed as a chicken

Must have been when parliament was in recess  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2013, 06:36:34 PM »
I told it to read the bible, and it just started prostrating.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2013, 06:42:35 PM »
hmmm...

jump on sofa
drink
lay an egg
beg
drink
roll over
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2013, 06:47:05 PM »
You are all turning into cruel dictators to that poor chicken :squiddy:
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Re: Ask the chicken
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2013, 06:51:12 PM »
It can do a little yoga.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.
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