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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2013, 08:10:07 AM »
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2013, 08:11:13 AM »
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2013, 08:16:45 AM »
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?

More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.

What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2013, 08:21:02 AM »
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?

5 months

 :thumbup: The real wonder years.

And they only get cuter over the years.

(OK, there will be episodes that make good tales for years later, but, there should be, or life would be boring)
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2013, 09:15:16 AM »
I don't believe the media.
Do you?

Not usually, no. I know legit when I see it though.
Fox pushing religion in public institutions.
Legit?

More like them pointing out that people are so intent on attacking anything that looks like religious belief. Fox is FAUX, usually. But they're right about that.

What god someone prays to is their business. Nobody has the right to attack them for it.

Much of what is wrong with the world today can be attributed to governments and other institutions fucking with shit that should be your own damn business.

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2013, 09:24:12 AM »
Goddamit I agree. I don't just feel the bullshit in this stuff. I TASTE it.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2013, 09:54:45 PM »
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

How old is she?

5 months

cute! That's a nice funny age. She crawling yet?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #52 on: May 06, 2013, 11:14:49 PM »
Five months is a lovely age. And it gets better.
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #53 on: May 06, 2013, 11:38:10 PM »
I didn't know you were a dad, El-Presidente. Is she daddy's girl?

Hee hee, I'm full of secrets. I'm not sure if she's daddy's girl yet. Time will tell.


Aaaaw she will be.  I bet she rocks your world.  I am all cluckie now.  :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2013, 09:09:10 AM »
When your daughter cuddles up to you, lays her head on your chest and sleeps soundly.
Is there a care in the world
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2013, 10:02:23 AM »
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2013, 10:45:03 AM »
^^^^ smh^^^^

Scrap, you try too hard.
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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2013, 01:34:29 PM »
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??

Back off.

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #58 on: May 07, 2013, 01:58:56 PM »
How do you like being a dad?

I love being a papa. My little girl is my world.

What's her phone#??

She is an infant. Please don't joke about my child scrap.

What about when she's 18??

Don't mind this, Presidente. The man tries to act all hyper viral in order to cover up the fact that he not only has erectile dysfunction, but that its caused by being gay.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Ask El-Presidente whatever you wish
« Reply #59 on: May 07, 2013, 02:17:34 PM »
Back off.

Are you going to have a TCO-like meltdown??

Houston, I think we have the entertainment we've been looking for.



















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