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::BREAKING NEWS::
« on: April 17, 2013, 08:35:46 PM »
Hi, I'm the media.  The breaking news we just brought you is completely and utterly bogus.
We know that you want to believe that he suspect is a dark skinned male, so we made the shit up.  We are a business. In the business if selling advertisements.  We get to sell more ads, for more money as our ratings soar.
Get used to it.  We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Carry on and consume.
Misunderstood.

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 01:37:11 PM »
I swear to fucking god, I thought this was the most clever post of a generation. Yet here I is dying a lonely death.
 :dunno:
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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 01:45:14 PM »
Hi, I'm the media.  The breaking news we just brought you is completely and utterly bogus.
We know that you want to believe that he suspect is a dark skinned male, so we made the shit up.  We are a business. In the business if selling advertisements.  We get to sell more ads, for more money as our ratings soar.
Get used to it.  We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Carry on and consume.




I swear to fucking god, I thought this was the most clever post of a generation. Yet here I is dying a lonely death.
 :dunno:

Goddamn I hadn't seen it yet, fuckface shit! But yeah sweet post bro. This kind of shit may seem obvious to guys like you and I, but so many don't see it. I personally believe they refuse to see it because this and many other realizations I would rather them have is all HARD and stuff and means they'll have to WORK at FIXING the PROBLEMS.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 01:56:20 PM »
Divide us by differences and we have purpose.
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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 02:03:35 PM »
Hi, I'm the media.  The breaking news we just brought you is completely and utterly bogus.
We know that you want to believe that he suspect is a dark skinned male, so we made the shit up.  We are a business. In the business if selling advertisements.  We get to sell more ads, for more money as our ratings soar.
Get used to it.  We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Carry on and consume.

I saw a black person today. Should I report it?

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 02:05:54 PM »
Hi, I'm the media.  The breaking news we just brought you is completely and utterly bogus.
We know that you want to believe that he suspect is a dark skinned male, so we made the shit up.  We are a business. In the business if selling advertisements.  We get to sell more ads, for more money as our ratings soar.
Get used to it.  We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Carry on and consume.

I saw a black person today. Should I report it?
you should at least stop and frisk them.  Explain to them that they "fit a description"
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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 02:09:04 PM »
Hi, I'm the media.  The breaking news we just brought you is completely and utterly bogus.
We know that you want to believe that he suspect is a dark skinned male, so we made the shit up.  We are a business. In the business if selling advertisements.  We get to sell more ads, for more money as our ratings soar.
Get used to it.  We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Carry on and consume.

I saw a black person today. Should I report it?
you should at least stop and frisk them.  Explain to them that they "fit a description"

What about immigrants? Frisk them too?

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 03:20:39 PM »
If they are brown run em outta town.




Disclaimer: this whole thread is tongue in cheek.
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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 05:31:13 PM »
We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

I want to hear that you're full of shit, will you cater to me too?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 05:38:25 PM »
We make shit up, cater to your fears and tell you what you want to hear.

I want to hear that you're full of shit, will you cater to me too?
i just did.

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2013, 07:14:48 PM »
 :indeed: :agreed:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 01:21:39 AM »
Obey obey, believe what we say.
The stupidity of humanity FILLS ME WITH RAGE!

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 02:18:52 AM »
Let's gather up all the ayyyrabs, and carrell them into an enclosed area and/or lets have them wear a star so we know who they are.  ::)

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 02:22:31 AM »
Let's gather up all the ayyyrabs, and carrell them into an enclosed area and/or lets have them wear a star so we know who they are.  ::)

Even the fucktarded reporting of the media does not need reductio ad hitlerum.
The stupidity of humanity FILLS ME WITH RAGE!

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Re: ::BREAKING NEWS::
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 03:46:03 PM »
Let's gather up all the ayyyrabs, and carrell them into an enclosed area and/or lets have them wear a star so we know who they are.  ::)

Even the fucktarded reporting of the media does not need reductio ad hitlerum.

I am little confused by your response, are you saying the scenario I laid out is a good thing?