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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2013, 02:00:18 PM »
Ahh so your boner turns you into a sex zombie too huh? I hate it for you, man. :-\

Sex zombie. Theres a film in that somewhere.
starring the versatile Ron Jeremy.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2013, 02:00:54 PM »
Ahh so your boner turns you into a sex zombie too huh? I hate it for you, man. :-\

Sex zombie. Theres a film in that somewhere.
starring the versatile Ron Jeremy.

Rofl.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2013, 10:32:35 PM »
Ahh so your boner turns you into a sex zombie too huh? I hate it for you, man. :-\

Sex zombie. Theres a film in that somewhere.

Are you sure it isn't about the one where all the girls in the guy's town or village turn into Lesbians? (Because of an Alien reprogramming them?)

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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2013, 09:44:15 AM »
20 minutes continous humping sounds like an awful long time.
I get too aspie. Sooner or later "the moment" begins to drift away, I begin to wonder "what am i doing? pretend-mating?" and poof, hornyness flies out the window, and I'm being existensial and shit. Boner death.

It has happened.

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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2013, 09:46:49 AM »
20 minutes continous humping sounds like an awful long time.
I get too aspie. Sooner or later "the moment" begins to drift away, I begin to wonder "what am i doing? pretend-mating?" and poof, hornyness flies out the window, and I'm being existensial and shit. Boner death.

It has happened.

It just keeps compounding in my head. My veins start popping out all over and it completely fills my mind. You could not imagine. Its nice, but also hell.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2013, 08:26:19 AM »
20 minutes penetration.  Foreplay can last as long as necessary.
I take it that in your opinion 20 minutes is a good solid chunk of time then?  :P

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I definitely remember some of my best experiences having an epilogue of looking at the clock and asking each other where the fuck the day had gone.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2013, 09:57:32 AM »
20 minutes penetration.  Foreplay can last as long as necessary.
I take it that in your opinion 20 minutes is a good solid chunk of time then?  :P

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I definitely remember some of my best experiences having an epilogue of looking at the clock and asking each other where the fuck the day had gone.
not in one episode!  Surely it was a marathon of several episodes?
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2013, 09:41:34 AM »
20 minutes penetration.  Foreplay can last as long as necessary.
I take it that in your opinion 20 minutes is a good solid chunk of time then?  :P

Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but I definitely remember some of my best experiences having an epilogue of looking at the clock and asking each other where the fuck the day had gone.
not in one episode!  Surely it was a marathon of several episodes?
No, just one "episode," (well, he'd have one episode; if we're talking about the last guy, I'd probably have a good deal more), albeit typically altogether it'd be a marathon of different things.  Realistically it would probably be more like several hours of episode had elapsed, but accounting for sleeping in beforehand and being a little spaced-out for awhile after, I definitely remember struggling to be on time for anything that was suppose to happen later that day.  Still pretty sure that particular component of those episodes did tend to last over 20 minutes, though.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 09:45:17 AM by PMS Elle »
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2013, 09:53:16 AM »
You must have a sooper dooper lubing system.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 10:01:05 AM by McJagger »
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2013, 09:59:28 AM »
You must have a sooper dooper luring system

A sooper dooper pooper scooper??

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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2013, 10:01:41 AM »
Lubing.
  I corrected it.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2013, 10:03:54 AM »
Lubing.
  I corrected it.

i2 has spell check now.

You really REALLY need to use it.

Half of your posts are incomprehensible.

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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2013, 11:28:16 AM »
You must have a sooper dooper lubing system.
It's called multiple orgasms.  :P

And, to a lesser extent, oral sex.  But mostly, multiple orgasms.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.