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More advice for the guys....
« on: April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM »
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2013, 01:58:54 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
they say that over twenty minutes and most women begin to feel raw.  Lasting a long time isn't necessarily a good thing.  The point I am trying to make is that you should last just long enough.

Masturbation helps control orgasm.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2013, 02:00:38 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
they say that over twenty minutes and most women begin to feel raw.  Lasting a long time isn't necessarily a good thing.  The point I am trying to make is that you should last just long enough.

Masturbation helps control orgasm.

Actually no. I went to the doctor for it a real long time ago. Its just like that for me. I can't pop off for a pretty long time.
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I will never stop...
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2013, 02:01:43 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:00:38 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
they say that over twenty minutes and most women begin to feel raw.  Lasting a long time isn't necessarily a good thing.  The point I am trying to make is that you should last just long enough.

Masturbation helps control orgasm.

Actually no. I went to the doctor for it a real long time ago. Its just like that for me. I can't pop off for a pretty long time.
Do you have lowT?
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2013, 02:03:37 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:01:43 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:00:38 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
they say that over twenty minutes and most women begin to feel raw.  Lasting a long time isn't necessarily a good thing.  The point I am trying to make is that you should last just long enough.

Masturbation helps control orgasm.

Actually no. I went to the doctor for it a real long time ago. Its just like that for me. I can't pop off for a pretty long time.
Do you have lowT?

Nope. Trust me they gave me a thorough going over. I'm healthy as hell.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 02:28:26 PM »
Do you have little freely bumps o the underside of yor shaft?
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 02:32:06 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:28:26 PM
Do you have little freely bumps o the underside of yor shaft?

Yeah actually. Little white things.
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I will never stop...
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2013, 02:33:34 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:28:26 PM
Do you have little freely bumps o the underside of yor shaft?

Yeah actually. Little white things.
i don't get it.

Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt while you were having coitus with her?
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2013, 02:35:42 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:33:34 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:28:26 PM
Do you have little freely bumps o the underside of yor shaft?

Yeah actually. Little white things.
i don't get it.

Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt while you were having coitus with her?

Nope. Shitting only, dude. That messes with my boundaries and shit.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2013, 03:44:03 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:35:42 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:33:34 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 02:28:26 PM
Do you have little freely bumps o the underside of yor shaft?

Yeah actually. Little white things.
i don't get it.

Have you ever had a girl stick her finger in your butt while you were having coitus with her?

Nope. Shitting only, dude. That messes with my boundaries and shit.
you never know till you try.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 09:14:01 PM »
I'm a 22 year old Virgin, WTF is this?
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2013, 06:53:49 AM »
I am tactilely hyposensitive. so yeah your advice i will not fault but not such a biggie for me either. At least this was how things were when i had a sex life. Things may have changed in this regard. I remember sex, it was good fun :(
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2013, 05:16:06 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:58:54 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 17, 2013, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 17, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
Show patience and let your woman orgasm before you cum and in all else will she forgive your impatience.

Its fucking easy to do that, since I sometimes last for hours before I can finish.
they say that over twenty minutes and most women begin to feel raw.  Lasting a long time isn't necessarily a good thing.  The point I am trying to make is that you should last just long enough.

Masturbation helps control orgasm.
It strongly depends on other factors (TONS of them) how long a guy would "ideally" last.  A guy not being able to get off for hour*s*, plural, sounds more frustrating than fun to me, but 20 minutes sounds like a bit of a gyp, if everything else is going right.  Prolly also depends on what you count as sex.
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Re: More advice for the guys....
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2013, 05:25:03 PM »
20 minutes penetration.  Foreplay can last as long as necessary.
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