Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.

[Phoenix]

I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.

I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"

I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said

"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.

[Trigger 11]

I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!

Was it CBC? 

Nope!

It was me 

Possibly! 

[Trigger 11]

I can't seem to "finish" anymore as a result of this nerve damage down in my lower back.

[Phoenix]

I can't seem to "finish" anymore as a result of this nerve damage down in my lower back.

That bites. Did you tell your doctor? Is it a permanent thing?

["couldbecousin"]

  I kept smelling an odor under my nose like cheese, almost like smelly socks.  Finally figured it out:
  Just because water-resistant bandages can stay on for days, doesn't mean they should.
  The scrapes I was covering had long since healed, and the skin under the bandages was waterlogged.

[Fun With Matches]

Ewww!

["couldbecousin"]

Ewww!

  The smell is gone now that the skin is in the open air.