I just need...

[sg1008]

What the fuck. When I was a kid me and my cousins were lucky to find a rusty old grain silo to roll down a hill in, or some cow patties to throw at each other.

Some lucky fuckin kids these days.

IKR? It's so fun to be there even for adults. (My little brother wasn't the only one playing).

I can't wait to take him there on a hot day and play in the fountains:

[sg1008]

There used to be a swimming pool there long time ago, but the fountains are so much better.

[McGiver]

I just need there to be parking when I pick the urchin up from school.

You have an urchin too?   Have you checked his pockets lately? 

yes, now that I know that a urchin is a term of endearment or a boy.  Mine is 6 years old.
He had a pop cycle stick and two pennies in his picket.

Aaaaw bless!  mine is 6 too.   Contents of pockets on little boys trousers are often overlooked. 

In Victorian England they started sending urchins to work at about 6 years old.  Chimney sweeping etc.   Also, during illegal gambling games thy used to pick one of the street urchins for a special job.  They had to sit through the whole game and if the police turned up it was their job to swallow the dice.

we named my urchin, Boston.
He as so excited this past week, all the news channels kept saying his name.

["couldbecousin"]

  I need more starchy food!  I'm going to look around the apartment till I find some! 

Get rid of everything that is in your way during that quest.

You'll end up with the perfect dancefloor to dance the found carbs off again.

 
  *plugs in headphones and selects loud fast music*

["couldbecousin"]

I just need there to be parking when I pick the urchin up from school.

You have an urchin too?   Have you checked his pockets lately? 

yes, now that I know that a urchin is a term of endearment or a boy.  Mine is 6 years old.
He had a pop cycle stick and two pennies in his picket.

Aaaaw bless!  mine is 6 too.   Contents of pockets on little boys trousers are often overlooked. 

In Victorian England they started sending urchins to work at about 6 years old.  Chimney sweeping etc.   Also, during illegal gambling games thy used to pick one of the street urchins for a special job.  They had to sit through the whole game and if the police turned up it was their job to swallow the dice.

we named my urchin, Boston.
He as so excited this past week, all the news channels kept saying his name.

  Once he figures out that he's King of a major city named after him, he'll be unstoppable!