Terror attack in Boston?

[RageBeoulve]

I bet I could kill a few people in this library with my penis before I could be restrained and brought in. My penis is deadly and should be outlawed. It needs to be controlled.

Randy, is that you?
Fluorescent?

I'm honored you'd mistake me for Randy. I could never be as cool as that guy, bud.

I was just applying gun control logic to my penis, since it could also be used to kill someone. Its silly I know. So's gun control.

The difference between a gun and your penis, is that when your penis is sawed off, it becomes less dangerous.

That's the thing though. I doubt anyone in this library could "disarm" me before I managed to ram it into an eyesocket or two. Therefore, I am capable of using my erect penis to commit murder. You see? Same as a gun. So it this pencil in my hand. Or the laptop i'm typing on. I could kill someone with a handful of Kleenex, dude. Think about that.

[sg1008]

I bet I could kill a few people in this library with my penis before I could be restrained and brought in. My penis is deadly and should be outlawed. It needs to be controlled.

Randy, is that you?
Fluorescent?

I'm honored you'd mistake me for Randy. I could never be as cool as that guy, bud.

I was just applying gun control logic to my penis, since it could also be used to kill someone. Its silly I know. So's gun control.

The difference between a gun and your penis, is that when your penis is sawed off, it becomes less dangerous.

That's the thing though. I doubt anyone in this library could "disarm" me before I managed to ram it into an eyesocket or two. Therefore, I am capable of using my erect penis to commit murder. You see?

What, is it super pointy or something?

[RageBeoulve]

 

[sg1008]

I see that now. Are they trustworthy and not the usual conspiracy "theorists"?

I'm not entirely sure.

UPDATE: Yes, appears to be conspiracy theorists. The pics are real though. I thought it was my civic duty to share them in case it helps investigators find the bombers. But noooo, just saw someone on FB post about how the pics are proof it was a staged attack. WTF? How is that proof. People are such dickheads sometimes. Pointy dickheads.

[Adam]

Prayers for all those affected.

What are you praying for? Do you think it has had any effect whatsoever?

[McGiver]

Prayers for all those affected.

What are you praying for? Do you think it has had any effect whatsoever?

i think it comforts some people to pray.  Others are comforted when they are prayed for.  Nobody believes it changes a thing. If you believe in god, then you also believe he has a plan.

[McGiver]

Turns out there are two people of interest.  Adam Lanza and some dude named Holmes.

[BUBBASAURUS_RAEP]

Obviously two bombs blew up anyway: Boston Marathon Explosions: Police Cite Possible Terrorist Attack

Religulous fanatics @ it again.....

[Scrapheap]

Looks like it was a couple of Chechnyans.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/19/17823265-boston-on-lockdown-as-details-pour-in-suspects-told-carjack-victim-they-were-marathon-bombers?lite

[Scrapheap]

... and they were pretty stupid because they identified themselves as the bombers to the person whom they carjacked. 

[sg1008]

I would pee my pant if I saw that coming for me

[Scrapheap]

Right now, Boston cops are shitting on the 4th amendment by searching people's houses without permission or search warrants.

[McGiver]

It seems I am now supposed to fear he Russians....again.

Or, perhaps I should be Leary of people carrying backpacks.  Please media, teach me who to hate.

[Dexter Morgan]

Seems like they were just foreigners who are disenchanted with American society.  I don't think they're Islamists because they did not sacrifice themselves.

[sg1008]

Right now, Boston cops are shitting on the 4th amendment by searching people's houses without permission or search warrants.

I don't even think they are terrorists. They are just angry people. Terrorism would mean they have some sort of political or combative agenda...and are repping some group/religion/political persuasion, or whatever. They just seem to be like the columbine shooters, or virginia tech...bat-shit craziness.

But of course, they are going to claim they were legit "terrorists". If so, Russia is probably going to be annoyed.