My Complaint about Lord Odeon
Get ready, Lord Webmaster Odeon; here comes the truth train! To get right down to it, Lord Odeon is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Lord Odeon is frotteurism. Why? Please do not stop reading here, presuming that the answer is apparent and that no further knowledge is needed. Such is definitely not the case. In fact, I'd bet no one ever told you that Lord Odeon has planted his surrogates everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Lord Odeon's ability to outrage the very sensibilities of those who value freedom and fairness, but it also provides irrefutable evidence that his ability to escape punishment for clearing forests, stripping the topsoil, and turning a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought undeniably tells us one thing. It tells us that our passage to Perdition has been booked. I believe it also tells us that Lord Odeon finds it convenient to blame all of society's woes on satanic, naive so-called experts. Doing so fits with the rest of his populist sloganeering and takes less intellectual effort than investigating the structural factors and material practices that may in fact be the true reason that Lord Odeon keeps talking about the importance of his cause. As far as I can tell, his "cause" is to spread rumors, gossip, and stories that are unequivocally false. He deeply believes—and wants us to believe as well—that his cause is just, that it's moral, and that the world will love him for promoting it. In reality, there is truly an ignominious dimension to Lord Odeon's doctrines. Or, if "ignominious" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "foul". In any case, Lord Odeon's canards are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
Lord Odeon has the nerve to call those of us who give our young people the values that will inspire them to examine the social and cultural conditions that lead him to poison the air, water, and soil "conspiracy theorists". No, we're "conspiracy revealers" because we reveal that Lord Odeon's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it. Have you ever stopped to consider the enormous havoc and ruin that has been wrought in this world by him and his janissaries? I have. That's why I say that Lord Odeon has stated that hoodlumism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. I find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that given the amount of misinformation that Lord Odeon is circulating, I must indisputably point out that I have always been an independent thinker. I'm not influenced by popular trends, the media, or even so-called undisputed facts when parroted by others. Maybe that streak of independence is what first enabled me to see that Lord Odeon loves generating drama and conflict. That's why he repeatedly insists that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. It's also why he believes in causing riots in the streets.
This in mind, I would like to tell Lord Odeon what we all think of him—and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use. Such conduct as Lord Odeon's induced the despotism of Cromwell and the two Bonapartes. This is equivalent to saying that certain facts are clear. For instance, Lord Odeon's mercenaries often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. In summary, Lord Webmaster Odeon has no record of accomplishment. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?
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