Ask bodie about her bitties.

[Gopher Gary]

We do have common-law-marriage in England!

It is an anti chav tool for government and stops people from claiming benefit individually if they are living together.  You get less money as a couple on the dole you see.

Wedding list  =  poundland

Apparently, it's only an idiom. Link

You mean social welfare isn't based on who's screwing who in the household? 

[odeon]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

[bodie]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

  That is because the man at the desk likes to look at passports!

At airports yeah definitely.  Not sure about euro tunnel.   There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day.  I am not sure what French authorities would do.  She is a British Citizen.  Would they return her to Spain? 

Lurch has the means to get people in UK,  he drives a big scania and crosses the border often.  But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK. 

There are a few things we could do,  but best to do this properly.

[Semicolon]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

You're a troublemaker.

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

  That is because the man at the desk likes to look at passports!

At airports yeah definitely.  Not sure about euro tunnel.   There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day.  I am not sure what French authorities would do.  She is a British Citizen.  Would they return her to Spain? 

Lurch has the means to get people in UK,  he drives a big scania and crosses the border often.  But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK. 

There are a few things we could do,  but best to do this properly.

I'd find it surprising if the British government could keep out a British citizen who wants to return to the UK.

[bodie]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

You're a troublemaker.

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

  That is because the man at the desk likes to look at passports!

At airports yeah definitely.  Not sure about euro tunnel.   There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day.  I am not sure what French authorities would do.  She is a British Citizen.  Would they return her to Spain? 

Lurch has the means to get people in UK,  he drives a big scania and crosses the border often.  But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK. 

There are a few things we could do,  but best to do this properly.

I'd find it surprising if the British government could keep out a British citizen who wants to return to the UK.

It would take time to prove her identity, though.   When people arrive here without correct documents they get thrown in like a 'holding pen' for a while.  It's just a cage filled with illegal immigrants and it is dangled over the English Channel!  Daily Mail readers win trips to go see them and throw rotting fish at them and smelly old socks.  It is not a nice place for a young lady!

[odeon]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

  That is because the man at the desk likes to look at passports!

We are very handsome to look at.

[bodie]

A sight for sore eyes in a busy airport terminal.

[odeon]

It's the top hat that does it.

[bodie]

Swanky! 

[odeon]

And the chicks love the cane.

[Semicolon]

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

You're a troublemaker.

I know I still have to show my passport when I go to the UK.

  That is because the man at the desk likes to look at passports!

At airports yeah definitely.  Not sure about euro tunnel.   There are ways she could get into France, through The Basque at certain times of day.  I am not sure what French authorities would do.  She is a British Citizen.  Would they return her to Spain? 

Lurch has the means to get people in UK,  he drives a big scania and crosses the border often.  But he would not smuggle his own daughter into UK. 

There are a few things we could do,  but best to do this properly.

I'd find it surprising if the British government could keep out a British citizen who wants to return to the UK.

It would take time to prove her identity, though.   When people arrive here without correct documents they get thrown in like a 'holding pen' for a while.  It's just a cage filled with illegal immigrants and it is dangled over the English Channel!  Daily Mail readers win trips to go see them and throw rotting fish at them and smelly old socks.  It is not a nice place for a young lady!

[odeon]

They do it differently in the UK.

[Gopher Gary]

Quit lurking all the time and join in posting.