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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #795 on: June 02, 2014, 01:44:48 AM »
I fear 'Heartbreak Hotel' may be round the corner  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #796 on: June 02, 2014, 07:30:03 AM »
Wow.

When I first read this I was thinking you enjoyed working with plants so much it made you giggly. I was impressed by your passion for gardening.... Then hyke asked if there would be cake and....*over my head*







Anyways.........was there cake?

You know about the cake. :M

I do?  :apondering:

It's a lie. :M

So it's not an elephant?

It's the mastodon in the room.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #797 on: June 02, 2014, 12:52:38 PM »
That day I was at my friends the urchin went to his nana's and met a little girly called Charlotte.  They held hands and watched the trains.  He kissed her goodbye.  Aaawww. 

Now he keeps asking to go to nana's house.  :laugh:

Awwwwwwww

He's got a girlfwend   :headbang2:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #798 on: June 02, 2014, 01:01:40 PM »
That day I was at my friends the urchin went to his nana's and met a little girly called Charlotte.  They held hands and watched the trains.  He kissed her goodbye.  Aaawww. 

Now he keeps asking to go to nana's house.  :laugh:

Awwwwwwww

He's got a girlfwend   :headbang2:

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #799 on: June 02, 2014, 01:33:13 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #800 on: June 02, 2014, 01:43:33 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #801 on: June 02, 2014, 02:31:45 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #802 on: June 02, 2014, 10:38:13 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M

Who knows if she'll pass? :M
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #803 on: June 02, 2014, 10:46:26 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M

Well, imagine how her father must feel about all this. :orly:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #804 on: June 02, 2014, 10:52:22 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M

Well, imagine how her father must feel about all this. :orly:

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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #805 on: June 02, 2014, 11:57:20 PM »
I keep thinking.....


CHUCKY' S  BRIDE   :o
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #806 on: June 03, 2014, 09:54:13 PM »
Don't go there. :CanofWorms:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #807 on: June 04, 2014, 12:26:58 AM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M

  We will be happy to investigate the young lady for you.   :police: :cheer: :police:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #808 on: June 04, 2014, 06:27:32 AM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

I hope he doesn't get his heart broke. :/

Me too.  I haven't even interviewed her yet, to check her suitability.  :M

  We will be happy to investigate the young lady for you.   :police: :cheer: :police:

Why would the NSA spy on the British? :autism:
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Re: Ask bodie about her bitties.
« Reply #809 on: June 04, 2014, 07:58:45 PM »
He got caught in Charlotte's web.

That book continues to frustrate me even in adulthood! I can't read it without crying as i remember everything about that damn book!!!!!!

Also... The Cake is not a Lie, have you never found it!?