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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2013, 02:47:12 PM »
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Quote from: bodie on April 13, 2013, 10:20:10 AM
What harm could it do?

Are you trysexual??   :zoinks:

i am just lacking in the sekks dept  :zoinks:
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2013, 02:48:39 PM »
Quote from: bodie on April 16, 2013, 02:47:12 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 14, 2013, 11:37:41 AM
Quote from: bodie on April 13, 2013, 10:20:10 AM
What harm could it do?

Are you trysexual??   :zoinks:

i am just lacking in the sekks dept  :zoinks:

That makes me sad.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2013, 02:50:08 PM »
Sharia law forbids you from engaging a woman (who is not one of your wives) in this manner.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2013, 02:53:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2013, 02:50:08 PM
Sharia law forbids you from engaging a woman (who is not one of your wives) in this manner.

But as President I have some leeway. I just think it is sad a pretty lady is lacking in the sekks dept.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2013, 02:54:21 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 11, 2013, 11:24:54 PM
I thought this thread was about the seks  :tard:

Both slow, and a quicky can be great.

You naughty little Dutch temptress you.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 02:58:58 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 16, 2013, 02:48:39 PM
Quote from: bodie on April 16, 2013, 02:47:12 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 14, 2013, 11:37:41 AM
Quote from: bodie on April 13, 2013, 10:20:10 AM
What harm could it do?

Are you trysexual??   :zoinks:

i am just lacking in the sekks dept  :zoinks:

That makes me sad.

Not quite as sad as me, i suspect   :laugh:
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 11:19:12 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 16, 2013, 02:32:40 PM
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2013, 10:14:20 PM »
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2013, 10:50:43 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 16, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2013, 02:50:08 PM
Sharia law forbids you from engaging a woman (who is not one of your wives) in this manner.

But as President I have some leeway. I just think it is sad a pretty lady is lacking in the sekks dept.

Or you could just marry her, and then divorce her as soon as its over.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2013, 10:39:27 AM »
Quote from: bodie on April 16, 2013, 02:58:58 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 16, 2013, 02:48:39 PM
Quote from: bodie on April 16, 2013, 02:47:12 PM
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What harm could it do?

Are you trysexual??   :zoinks:

i am just lacking in the sekks dept  :zoinks:

That makes me sad.

Not quite as sad as me, i suspect   :laugh:

Hehe i was going to say i'm sadder than the rest of you!!!!

That was untill i went to cardiff last saturday night to blow off some steam!

I woke up starfished on a bed, with two lovely lassies from birminghamn on the floor either side of said bed!

Apparantly i met them whilst off my face on Apple Sourz in an 80's bar in Cardiff!

all i rememebr is meeting them then waking up in their room! 

VIVA Le alcohols!!!!
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2013, 11:12:01 AM »
So, you went to bed and the girls slept on the floor either side?

Very ungentlemanly conduct young man! :zoinks:
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2013, 11:30:03 AM »
I do believe we all slept together and that i'm just a bed hog!

Besides, the whole night was very unlike me and ungentlemanly!

Young man lol, how old are you then grandma!? :p
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2013, 05:50:44 PM »
I bet if he acted like a gentleman then he would have slept alone.
Girls like the bad boy.
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2013, 03:53:35 AM »
Well, only some do  :angel:
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Re: Slow intensity or fast paced?
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2013, 04:17:01 AM »
Hehe, Thanks McJ! but yeah i am Fed up of sleeping alone! it sucks (or Blows! Pick one!).

Besides i had protection and i've just this morning had the finest welsh professionals scour my penis for unfortunates!!!! and i seem to be fine!

But i don't think i'll be doing that again! mainly because i hate threesomes! i prefer one on one's!

Ok i know i'm weird but Blargaflar!
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