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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #375 on: June 11, 2013, 09:00:35 AM »
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 08:53:45 AM
I'm having my first cup. I just woke up unemployed, and damn. is life good!  :laugh:

  I'm employed AND I have two days off, damn, life is grand!  :P
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #376 on: June 11, 2013, 09:17:53 AM »
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #377 on: June 11, 2013, 10:03:38 AM »
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 09:17:53 AM
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P

  Starting a second cup now.  I like washing dishes, it was the waitressing that I couldn't stand!  :P
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #378 on: June 11, 2013, 10:04:57 AM »
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 09:17:53 AM
working makes you cranky. have another cup.  :laugh:
I used to wash dishes at a retirement community, I admire you for putting up with all those grouchy people. I can just remember how horrible some of the residents were, jesus. I hope I am a happy motherfucker when I'm old.  :P

  I hope you are happy then too.  Do people live to be very old in your family?   :oldman:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #379 on: June 11, 2013, 11:04:42 AM »
mmmm coffeee
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #380 on: June 11, 2013, 05:21:11 PM »
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #381 on: June 11, 2013, 05:49:15 PM »
I ate the coffee that was meant to be brewed, thinking it was instant.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #382 on: June 11, 2013, 05:53:17 PM »
Quote from: DayGlowRandy on June 11, 2013, 05:49:15 PM
I ate the coffee that was meant to be brewed, thinking it was instant.
how was that?
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #383 on: June 11, 2013, 10:34:56 PM »
Thanks for reminding me to set mine up for tomorrow
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #384 on: June 12, 2013, 03:02:59 AM »
I'm on my third cup now.

It is possible that the Romans wouldn't have called it coffeum. Wiktionary suggests this phrase for "Would you like a cup of coffee?": Velisne poculum potionis Arabicae?
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #385 on: June 12, 2013, 09:55:21 AM »
I'm drinking some.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #386 on: June 12, 2013, 10:27:16 AM »
  I'm having :coffee:  and getting my head together, the day's already half over!
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #387 on: June 12, 2013, 03:56:16 PM »
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few. 
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #388 on: June 12, 2013, 04:10:26 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 12, 2013, 03:56:16 PM
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few.

  I was thinking the same thing, but the cow has phrased it delicately.   :hyke:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #389 on: June 12, 2013, 04:20:36 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 12, 2013, 04:10:26 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 12, 2013, 03:56:16 PM
Quote from: Nile on June 11, 2013, 05:21:11 PM
I wonder if getting a blow job and drinking coffee at the same time would rule?

Ouch, the thought of spilling the hot fluid, at the supreme moment, on the place where the action is, makes me think it would rule only for the few.

  I was thinking the same thing, but the cow has phrased it delicately.   :hyke:

Thank you.
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