All the rage: ask beoulve!

[McGiver]

Are you taser certified?

No need for a taser either bro. I'm not guarding banks or sensitive items or anything.

what if I came in there (wherever there is) and started giving you lip.  I mean talking a ton of shit.  Wouldn't it be kewl (for you) to be able to taze me?

[jman]

What do you guard?

[RageBeoulve]

What do you guard?

Lol I can't tell you WHERE, dude. I can tell you tell you the kinds of places though. Large hotels, hospitals, "other" health care facilities, factories, etc.

[Bastet]

Geogrge pees on the carpet and doesn't sit on his ass anymore. 

["couldbecousin"]

Geogrge pees on the carpet and doesn't sit on his ass anymore.

  Have you mentioned that to his vet? 

[renaeden]

Yeah, he might be sore down there or have an infection. There is usually a good reason for a cat's behaviour changing.

[Bastet]

We are going to the vet tonmorrow. Poor prince.

["couldbecousin"]

We are going to the vet tonmorrow. Poor prince.

  Good luck, I hope it is easily fixed. 

[RageBeoulve]

We are going to the vet tonmorrow. Poor prince.

Its almost done babe. What do you think?

[Bastet]

It is beautiful

[RageBeoulve]

Still trying to figure out how to put the zodiac on it. I was going to make zodiac stones, but I can't find enough colors.

[renaeden]

What is it?

[RageBeoulve]

What is it?

A hand crafted MAGIC staff! Well as magic as something can get, anyway. I've made it out of the finest materals I could find, and meticulously shaved the pith off with razors, sanded it to the smoothness of a baby's ass, and cooked the fungus and bacteria out of the core of it, then gave it a high gloss stain finish.

I'm just trying to figure out how to set zodiac stones in it without weakening the wood.

[Bastet]

What is it?

A hand crafted MAGIC staff! Well as magic as something can get, anyway. I've made it out of the finest materals I could find, and meticulously shaved the pith off with razors, sanded it to the smoothness of a baby's ass, and cooked the fungus and bacteria out of the core of it, then gave it a high gloss stain finish.

I'm just trying to figure out how to set zodiac stones in it without weakening the wood.

My lazy uncle fed my cat pork. There is blood in the litterbox and he peea on the carpet and vomits.  He acts normal otherwise. We are ging to the vet today. He blew through 3500 dollars without giving my mother one cent for rent. He's an alcoholic and has gambled too.

[RageBeoulve]

What is it?

A hand crafted MAGIC staff! Well as magic as something can get, anyway. I've made it out of the finest materals I could find, and meticulously shaved the pith off with razors, sanded it to the smoothness of a baby's ass, and cooked the fungus and bacteria out of the core of it, then gave it a high gloss stain finish.

I'm just trying to figure out how to set zodiac stones in it without weakening the wood.

My lazy uncle fed my cat pork. There is blood in the litterbox and he peea on the carpet and vomits.  He acts normal otherwise. We are ging to the vet today. He blew through 3500 dollars without giving my mother one cent for rent. He's an alcoholic and has gambled too.

Well I don't see how pork could cause that unless it had parasites in it, so I don't think he made the boy sick. Sounds like your uncle is a freeloader to me, though. Might be hard to get rid of him now. If your cat is peeing on the carpet, it means he is really upset about something, and that makes sense since he appears to be sick. Perhaps he swallowed something he shouldn't have?