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Where do homeless people poop?
« on: April 08, 2013, 04:45:29 PM »
I think they get themselves a large can, with a lid, and poop in it.
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 04:48:13 PM »
Any place they can

Maybe your yard or alleyway

Do they use a pooper scooper if they shit in your yard?

One would hope so
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 07:46:41 PM »
The mind boggles!

 :dunno:

I suspect,  especially in winter time,  they may hold onto it a while,  if it's a large, warm one  :zoinks:
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 11:28:20 PM »
Shrubs, or, go somewhere for a cup of coffee and use the bathroom there. Homeless people, who have been around for a while, know all the places where to get free coffee. And, plenty of the homeless people don't look like the prototype homeless person at all.
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2013, 04:53:57 AM »
McDonald's, construction site portable bathrooms, parks in the bushes where ever.  I worked one place and in the mornings some days you would find it in between the trucks at the loading dock :zombiefuck: 
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2013, 08:48:52 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 08, 2013, 04:45:29 PM
I think they get themselves a large can, with a lid, and poop in it.

Bulk size nescafe comes in just such a can. I shall keep the empties at the office from now on and present them to homeless folk with a hearty cry of "Hail fellow, well met! Please do me the honour of accepting this unworthy trinket. A canister for your exalted defecatory needs. Deposit your mighty scat herein and rejoice."
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2013, 12:27:59 PM »
We don't have a lot of homeless here, because of socialism, but in Oslo they recently got a whole bunch of gypsies, from southern Europe, and they settled right down in a park, and also pooped there, in the bushes.
They were then hounded out of there, and into the wild, outside of Oslo, for then to be hounded out of there too.
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2013, 12:33:07 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 09, 2013, 12:27:59 PM
We don't have a lot of homeless here, because of socialism, but in Oslo they recently got a whole bunch of gypsies, from southern Europe, and they settled right down in a park, and also pooped there, in the bushes.
They were then hounded out of there, and into the wild, outside of Oslo, for then to be hounded out of there too.

Did you poop in this bush gypsy?!
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2013, 12:39:01 PM »
How dare you!

I am of three immediate heritages, none of them related to gypsies! For centuries, all my ancestors have used toilets, even advanced plumbing in some cases :M
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2013, 01:39:58 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on April 09, 2013, 12:39:01 PM
How dare you!

I am of three immediate heritages, none of them related to gypsies! For centuries, all my ancestors have used toilets, even advanced plumbing in some cases :M

LOL! I was channelling Borat actually.
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2013, 02:01:22 PM »
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 09, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.

If I film myself doing it will anyone want to fap to it?
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2013, 02:32:54 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on April 09, 2013, 02:23:55 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 09, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.

If I film myself doing it will anyone want to fap to it?
I will guarantee that there is a fetish for that!
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2013, 04:43:28 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 09, 2013, 02:01:22 PM
Poop in a 5 gallon paint bucket.
They make seats for them you know the rim of the bucket is kinda hard on the ass
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I saw this last year and had to drive around the block to make sure it was what I thought.  It was parked down by the beach, it was around town for awhile but I have not seen it for a long time
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Re: Where do homeless people poop?
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2013, 04:46:31 PM »
I think we are finally getting to the truth of the matter.

The reason I ask is because the economies of the world are just not improving.  Lets tap into the homeless pooping problem and make a mint.
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