A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Women's nipples are different. They're turgid.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on April 20, 2013, 07:18:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 20, 2013, 03:11:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 14, 2013, 04:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 13, 2013, 03:29:59 AMIt's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.It only was censored in the US, I think.The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans. "Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)
Quote from: odeon on April 20, 2013, 03:11:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 14, 2013, 04:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 13, 2013, 03:29:59 AMIt's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.It only was censored in the US, I think.The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 14, 2013, 04:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 13, 2013, 03:29:59 AMIt's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.It only was censored in the US, I think.The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?
Quote from: odeon on April 13, 2013, 03:29:59 AMIt's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.It only was censored in the US, I think.
It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 22, 2013, 03:40:53 PMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on April 20, 2013, 07:18:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 20, 2013, 03:11:51 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 14, 2013, 04:22:34 PMQuote from: odeon on April 13, 2013, 03:29:59 AMIt's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.It only was censored in the US, I think.The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans. "Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)Tell the kid the truth. Americans are prudes.
They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.
Quote from: odeon on April 27, 2013, 02:54:01 PMThey are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries. Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face!
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2013, 09:29:33 PMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2013, 02:54:01 PMThey are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries. Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch?
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 01, 2013, 06:05:29 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2013, 09:29:33 PMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2013, 02:54:01 PMThey are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries. Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch? See my outfit in my avatar? The yellow is not to be touched, or the area under it.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 01, 2013, 05:17:46 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on May 01, 2013, 06:05:29 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2013, 09:29:33 PMQuote from: odeon on April 27, 2013, 02:54:01 PMThey are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries. Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch? See my outfit in my avatar? The yellow is not to be touched, or the area under it. So, no pedicure or footmassage for you?