TV

[Genesis]

I hardly watch TV due to the fact that I am limited on channels.

I just usually wait for the shows to air on Hulu or wait till they are straight to DVD.

['andersom']

Women's nipples are different. They're turgid.

So, men with swollen nipples need to have their dots covered too?

[odeon]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans.
"Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"

(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)

Tell the kid the truth. Americans are prudes.

['andersom']

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans.
"Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"

(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)

Tell the kid the truth. Americans are prudes.

You really thought she did not know yet?

This evening I exposed my kids again to a movie they would not have been allowed to watch uncensored in the USA.

[odeon]

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

['andersom']

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

Their boundaries are a mystery.

["couldbecousin"]

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

[odeon]

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

No wonder we don't understand.

['andersom']

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch?

["couldbecousin"]

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch?

  See my outfit in my avatar?  The yellow is not to be touched, or the area under it. 

['andersom']

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch?

  See my outfit in my avatar?  The yellow is not to be touched, or the area under it. 

So, no pedicure or footmassage for you?

["couldbecousin"]

They are a strange lot. I never could grasp their boundaries.

  Somebody tried to grasp my boundaries once, I slapped his face! 

The Weeble is round and smooth all over. Are there areas where and where not to touch/watch?

  See my outfit in my avatar?  The yellow is not to be touched, or the area under it. 

So, no pedicure or footmassage for you?

  God, no.  So many women are thrilled to be given a gift certificate for a massage or spa treatment. 
  I wouldn't allow anyone to massage me or touch my face or feet or even do my hair unless they paid me big bucks.