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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2013, 05:47:42 PM »
Have had two bad haircuts in a row; which means about six months of being dissatisfied and growing it out. Am now looking for someone new and would gladly pay that right now to get what I want.

  Eh, maybe that's the going rate for a good one, I haven't been to a salon in many years.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2013, 05:57:27 PM »
Oh it's way too much, but I really haven't had a great haircut in over a year since my regular stylist retired. Her prices were reasonable. My hairstyle is one that doesn't look right if it even slightly askew. Need a haircut right now and putting it off, having no clue where to go, and have actually been considering throwing money at the situation and see what happens.

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #62 on: May 27, 2013, 05:58:45 PM »
  My hairstyle is all-shoulder-length, scraped into a bun right out of the shower.  Hard to screw that up!  :laugh:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #63 on: May 27, 2013, 06:50:47 PM »
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #64 on: May 27, 2013, 11:03:58 PM »
Pet me and I'll hit you.

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #65 on: May 27, 2013, 11:25:15 PM »
Pet me and I'll hit you.

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2013, 01:30:57 AM »
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:

That is very easy to screw up indeed.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #67 on: May 28, 2013, 01:32:19 AM »
My cats petted me this morning.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #68 on: May 28, 2013, 04:51:15 AM »
Just remember before you pet a person hold your hand out for them to smell it because nobody wants to get bitten :M
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #69 on: May 28, 2013, 05:44:10 AM »
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:
Pic?  Not necessarily of you, but of the hairstyle you're going for?
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #70 on: May 28, 2013, 08:33:26 AM »
Just remember before you pet a person hold your hand out for them to smell it because nobody wants to get bitten :M

Humans react so different to dogs and cats, when you do that. Don't know why.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #71 on: May 28, 2013, 05:23:42 PM »
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:
Pic?  Not necessarily of you, but of the hairstyle you're going for?



It's a style that needs clean lines, underlayered so the bottom line has a clean edge. When the head is turned or tilted, one should see a clean line at the bottom, no matter how the hair shifts with the angle of the neck and head. Haven't had a clean bottom edge in forever.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #72 on: May 28, 2013, 05:28:57 PM »
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled line

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #73 on: May 28, 2013, 05:31:14 PM »
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled line
i always liked the lopsided bob.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #74 on: May 28, 2013, 05:34:43 PM »
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled line
Giving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
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