Why not pet people?

[Jack]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

[McGiver]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

['andersom']

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

[Jack]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

Was thinking more like wookie.

["couldbecousin"]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

  But they make wonderful cakes!  Can't you love them for that? 

['andersom']

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

  But they make wonderful cakes!  Can't you love them for that? 

I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.

Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.

* realises this could be in another thread too *

["couldbecousin"]

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

  But they make wonderful cakes!  Can't you love them for that? 

I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.

Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.

* realises this could be in another thread too *

  Cross-post it then!  That's what a true postwhore would do! 

['andersom']

If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.

That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about.  Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans.

OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.

* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *

  But they make wonderful cakes!  Can't you love them for that? 

I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.

Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.

* realises this could be in another thread too *

  Cross-post it then!  That's what a true postwhore would do! 

I did, I did, I did.

I was so proud of myself when I did.

I heard your voice in my head, telling me to do so, the moment after I wrote this one. 

[McGiver]

 

[ZEGH8578]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

[RageBeoulve]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Glad it wasn't me man. I might reflexitively have bitten off one of your fingers, or broke your nose or something.

[ZEGH8578]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Glad it wasn't me man. I might reflexitively have bitten off one of your fingers, or broke your nose or something.

I'm not an idiot, I would be very, very aware of who I touched my finger on
There's a lot of people I would never provoke

Twice I've been the 1st dude to bail, after my moron aquaintances have managed to provoke someone capable of kicking all their asses. I'm not getting involved
One time was a party, they had JUST managed to puff up my half a gram of weed without even sharing back at me, too busy licking up to each others w socialism and art talk. Obviously, I was hating everyone.
Suddenly the party is paused by this bald, bulky Hells Angels dude, with a baseball bat in his hand. He tells us party is over.
I am up, and out, there and then, "Yessir, if you say so!" like a wind! Even smiling! Such a delicious little thing to land on this dreadful little party...
But yeah
Behind me, as I woosh out the door, I can hear them "What right do you have, to barge in here and - !"

ONE other guy left right behind me, also considering himself in no mood to get all ideological with the Hells Angels...

[RageBeoulve]

Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm

Some times I touched their things

They are remarkably confused by this

Glad it wasn't me man. I might reflexitively have bitten off one of your fingers, or broke your nose or something.

I'm not an idiot, I would be very, very aware of who I touched my finger on
There's a lot of people I would never provoke

Twice I've been the 1st dude to bail, after my moron aquaintances have managed to provoke someone capable of kicking all their asses. I'm not getting involved
One time was a party, they had JUST managed to puff up my half a gram of weed without even sharing back at me, too busy licking up to each others w socialism and art talk. Obviously, I was hating everyone.
Suddenly the party is paused by this bald, bulky Hells Angels dude, with a baseball bat in his hand. He tells us party is over.
I am up, and out, there and then, "Yessir, if you say so!" like a wind! Even smiling! Such a delicious little thing to land on this dreadful little party...
But yeah
Behind me, as I woosh out the door, I can hear them "What right do you have, to barge in here and - !"

ONE other guy left right behind me, also considering himself in no mood to get all ideological with the Hells Angels...

Funny as that is, I wouldn't attack because i'm some kind of badass something. Its like a reflex. Like you'd pull away if your finger was burning on something right? And you'd pull away a lot faster and with more force than normal.

For some reason I have that same kind of immediate response to being touched from the shoulders up. It results in either a punch or a bite, depending on how far the thing touching me is from my mouth. Weird I know.

[ZEGH8578]

Funny as that is, I wouldn't attack because i'm some kind of badass something. Its like a reflex. Like you'd pull away if your finger was burning on something right? And you'd pull away a lot faster and with more force than normal.

For some reason I have that same kind of immediate response to being touched from the shoulders up. It results in either a punch or a bite, depending on how far the thing touching me is from my mouth. Weird I know.

Odd, but sortof relatable at the same time. You probably are just super-hyper-sensitive to touch.
I'm not THAT sensitive, but got the normal aspie sensitivity I guess, but the worst thing anybody can do is to playfully tap my cheek. Oh GOD when someone does that...
I was gonna show my aspie friend what I meant, and I didn't even get close "OKAY I GET WHAT YOU MEAN FUCK OFF!!!"

[RageBeoulve]

Yeah. My douchebag brain considers that a threat and commands me to attack.